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call my girl the bit the way i’m committed to her
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red bull is the closest thing we have to skooma in terms of life impact
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I think we should try to find out when politicians are attending shit like a family funereal and protest there. We should make it a career that scares and humiliates everyone you're close to. Being in politics should not mean yachts and partying with the highest social strata. It should mean constantly looking over your shoulder and having to see a doctor about not being able to sleep. See if their behavior changes then.
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Can’t wait to choke my wife with my wedding ring on my finger
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having someone watch u play video games is an underrated form of companionship
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