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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

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Reblog with just TWO choices

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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

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All my homies hate PETA.

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I’M

THE HIGHWAYMAN

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when I look at western media depictions of Chinese things I always look for gay lions

so lion statues have a male and female lion pair, male lions have a ball to play with and lionesses have a little baby to take care of (lion patriarchy)

Lot of westerners don't know this so they accidentally draw Gay Lions

look at them. love wins

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Throwback to the time my aunt got super drunk and lost her phone so she sent me this email asking me to help her find it

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Tfw you accidentally get too passionate about a topic and weird everybody out

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little kids r so funny when presented with any new information like theres this girl I teach who has two moms and a sister and I was like “wow your family is all girls! that’s so funny, if my husband and I had a boy, we’d be all boys haha!” And she was shocked that two boys could get married like honey did you think gay marriage was a girls only event

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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

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went to the pub for a drink on my first real day off in over a week and watched the girl behind the bar drop the entire cash drawer on the floor in the middle of the rush and then just stare at it at her feet for like a solid two minutes

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You take the moon and you take the sun

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i feel strongly about this