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Daniel Craig: SNL bumper photo

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I don't think it's necessarily plastic to learn how to fake laugh at bad or corny jokes I think it's legitimately a skill worth developing to make life a little nicer at work like last night my older coworkers were all doing the "Alright see you guys next year!" joke and I don't want the last thing they saw that year to be someone rolling their eyes

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#will somebody think of the lizards

Right? And also my tires!

When you hear someone say they prefer standard curbing to cape cod curbing

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

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The kickstarter for a documentary about my dad's life and artwork is now live! His name was Kent Melton and he was a sculptor for Disney, Dreamworks, Laika, Hanna-Barbera, and many other studios over the years. It's being put together by a friend of his, Maria, who worked with him at Laika!

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It's All Butch "Wet Edition" 2015 Calendar, by Debbie Boud

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Mulder at the video store

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first 7 faceless emojis as a portent for the new year babes let’s go

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dear 2025 please be so niceys to me

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Seahorses gay and slutty as fuck

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This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

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