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the saying you cant miss what you never had is so insane to me.... like um actually i am always missing what i never had. theres so much missing... i miss everything
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Here's what I do on "slow days" where I don't feel like doing a workout.
My rule of thumb: Do at least 5-10 minutes of the workout UNLESS I'm so exhausted I think it'll make me sick or injured.
However, a more important question I think we should start asking ourselves is WHY we have these "slow days."
Everyone should look into optimizing their lifestyle a bit. There's no downside to it.
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Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?
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One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.
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This used to haunt me so I'm so glad I know this now
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so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50
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forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man
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Hello internet user whose entire concept of feminism comes from tiktok. In front of you are three ancient myths about women. You have five minutes to figure out which one of them was made up in the 1970s. If you choose wrong, you will be ripped to pieces by Maenads.
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when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning
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someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.
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why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr
The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.
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食べる 毎朝パンを食べる。 Maiasa pan o taberu. I eat bread every morning.
食べます 昼ごはんにカレーを食べます。 Hirugohan ni karee o tabemasu. I eat curry for lunch.
食べない 野菜は食べない。 Yasai wa tabenai. I don’t eat vegetables.
食べません 甘い物は食べません。 Amai mono wa tabemasen. I don’t eat sweets.
食べた 昨日、寿司を食べた。 Kinou, sushi o tabeta. I ate sushi yesterday.
食べました 夕飯にステーキを食べました。 Yuuhan ni suteeki o tabemashita. I ate steak for dinner.
食べなかった 朝ごはんを食べなかった。 Asagohan o tabenakatta. I didn’t eat breakfast.
食べませんでした 昨日、肉は食べませんでした。 Kinou, niku wa tabemasen deshita. I didn’t eat meat yesterday.
Kanana - best learning tool for hiragana and katakana . Free on playstore (LINK)
Track your progress, images to help you memorize, quiz and reading practice all in 1 place.
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