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psst! i hear there's love blooming in efr in very unexpected places! care to comment?

Really now..? Do tell me all about it ^.^ I would love to confirm or deny anything I know. I do like to partake in gossip here and there.

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I hope that this gossip does not involve me of all people...

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i had big aspirations.. ^///^ my father laughed too...

what is a tim hortons

like a drive thru food place!!! but also a walk in food place. it has breakfast and lunch items!!! it's kind of mediocre but that's okay!!! i personally like the boston cream donut hehe. not too sweet not too dull!!

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when i was younger, i wanted to be tim hortons ^^

what is a tim hortons

like a drive thru food place!!! but also a walk in food place. it has breakfast and lunch items!!! it's kind of mediocre but that's okay!!! i personally like the boston cream donut hehe. not too sweet not too dull!!

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please be mindful of what you send in peoples asks (っ º - º ς)

i don't think it's funny to scare people with chain mail like that... (¬_¬")

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im not sending you the whole copypasta.

listen. keep reading. people are dying in efr due to mysterious circumstances, and YOU will be next if you don't send this chain letter to TEN different people! i'm serious!!! send this now or you will PASS AWAY!!!

What nonsense. ^.^ If I find you, you will wish that you never sent this message to me.

Junk needs to stay in the junkyard, no?

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Brie Please. At the stored. 🐱Brie Please Now.

@sirikanevale it is 4:05AM. I am not getting brie at 4AM.

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for lamby... did you know that tala eats lambchops..?

🐑what!!!! What the heck!!!!!!

LAMBY NOOOOOOOO!!!! It isn’t true!!!!!

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The sauteed fish i had recently was delightful ^.^

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What is wrong with you <3

What a loaded question, non?

Anyhow... I don't think that there's anything that is fundamentally "wrong" with me. People often think that I am wrong, but they fail to realize that I am on a different plane than them.

What matters to them matters not to me, and so goes the other way around. Their morals and mine do not align, so there is naturally conflict in what we see as wrong or right.

I am right ^.^ and nothing is wrong with me.

I am Benoît. I am blessed.

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she siri on my knane till i vale

she anon on my ym till i ous.

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so did you choose to be gay or were you just born like that

Umm... Hm. ^.^

What an odd question, what does this mean?

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aren't you hungry? doesn't that starvation gnaw at you?

what is the point in denying yourself? eat.

Who is this? You don't know me.

Unlike some people, I have restraint.

There's nothing to eat here anyway. What in the world are you hammering on about?

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what is your earliest memory?

My earliest memory?

I was helping the Auclairs-- my parents-- at their restaurant. Everyone thought I was so cute, pinching my cheeks and ruffling my hair ♡ And my papa-- my father told me that I was doing a wonderful job peeling the potatoes.

Haha, I couldn't even get the eyes off properly!

It's nice to think about it sometimes. I still have the apron that was much too big for me back then. My father had to tie the strings over and over again, haha!

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do you like für elise? is beethoven your favorite composer?

Are you trying to start something, or are you genuinely curious?

If you knew me, you would know that I despise the classics, especially Beethoven. Don't make me laugh, anon. ^.^

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meowoowowww

Mee-yeow.

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are you satisfied with life?

I never will be. But being satisfied with life means that you're content with death. Don't be silly, anon.

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what has four letters, starts with an f, and ends with a k

FUCK