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NEW !!! SNAKE DISCOVERED
ITS CALLED THE LIMESTONE EYELASH PIT VIPER. THAT iS SO CUTE. ITS SO PRETTY
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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Cinderella but its about a butch lesbian who lost her strap
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Might I propose a stegosaurus poll?
Yeah, we need a break from mammals.
As always, I will draw the result.
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#anytime i hear someone on reddit or anywhere else yap about how annoying their HOA is#i lose braincells#HOAs are so stupid???#hot take: hoas should not exist#how do we get rid of them
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Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
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Usually it's almost always the FEMALE characters who are given the role of covertly gather intel under the guise of being promiscuous so I love to see manslut roy mustang over here and his super intricate network of hostess besties, and his phone call w "Elizabeth" that basically served as a way for him to communicate w his team.
Like he convinced all the higher ups that he was just a dumb whore so they didn't view him as a threat and then BAM. Proceeds to launch a coup de tat.
Honestly arakawa cooked w him like ok ma'am.
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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
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if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.
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old German lady gave me acupuncture today
she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"
my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.
#this made me think of a joke i told my sister#i got acupuncture done for the first time#and it was for my left knee since i have to use a mobility aid to get around most of the time#but the person almost did it on my right knee because she only heard knee and went for it#i corrected her and that was that but when i was telling that to my sister she was like#“well its a good thing they didnt do the wrong knee but like... wouldn't it just be pointless then? like nothing bad would happen-”#then i cut in with the lovely#“no it was still pretty poiny”
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Owen Lars died a few days before the end of Revenge of the Sith
so when a bedraggled, light-haired and light-skinned man showed up on her doorstep carrying a child, Beru Whitesun saw a solution to all her problems: identity fraud to get out of paying death taxes to the Hutts and ensure she had enough help running the farm
she even got a free baby out of the deal, and was able to convince her totally-not-new 'husband' that this would keep him safe from the new Empire as well!
this does, of course, add an additional layer of awkwardness to the arrival of Artoo and Threepio at the start of A New Hope
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Luke: hey Uncle Owen, these droids we bought say that they belong someone named Obi-Wan Kenobi who they claim lives near here, do you know who that could be?
'Owen,' sweating: he, uh, died
Luke: oh, did you know him then?
'Owen,' sweating harder: how about we just wipe these droids' memories in the morning and forget this whole conversation, how does that sound son??
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