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And remember when you're alone in a church you can simply crack open the Altar to get to that delicious saint-meat inside

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Repost to spread the GNOMESUKE ❗❗❗

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gnomesuke i love u with my entire heart

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maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

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think of all the horrors that i promised you i’d bring

[ more mouthwashing x the amazing devil art ]

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xehanort actually shaved his head bald in loving memory of his old friend baldr

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we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour

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anyone notice on tumblr when u press the blue button a window comes up you can write words in and then if you hit the post button whatever you write ends up becoming true and did you know that rihht now 100% of atoms in the universe just turned into ants approaching our location

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Daisuke coping mechanism goes hard

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this semester i am not an academic weapon i am an academic corpse lying on the battlefield but i didn’t even die valiantly in combat or anything i just got like trampled in a rush or infected with a disease and left for dead or something

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I mean if we're really getting into it, most problems with people creating stories to critique Christianity boil down to either a. They do absolutely zero research and think "why do bad things happen" is unanswerable for anyone who believes in a fundamentally good deity, b. They assume that the religious beliefs of two churches in Missouri run by an abusive pastor are the religious beliefs of 3 billion people, or c. They're actually critiquing cultural systems which utilize Christianity to uphold oppression (good! Critique that!) but they conflate that with the religion itself which often leads back to the first two points, meaning they make factually incorrect statements about actual religious teachings and approach faith as inherently evil (wrong! Read the Book!)

I do believe you can write a story critiquing faith or religious systems or religion and do it well but unfortunately 90% of the time this is how people do it. Which is poorly done and useless.

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"Average Union Leader is 5'10" factoid actually just statistical error. average union leader is like 5'6". Beanpole Lauriam, who reached 6'0" at the age of 15 and has still grown since then, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

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thinking about "anyone ever teach you to drink like a man?" something about swansea dragging daisuke down with him, but only into the greatest years of his life. something about "if you're going to drink, i'd rather you do it at home." something about acknowledging daisuke not as a child but as a fledgling man, something that not many people have acknowledged him as yet. something about daisuke finally getting the bonding he wanted with swansea. something about daisuke finding twofold comfort in alcohol, because it dulls the pain but it also brings him closer to the man he's dying for the approval of. something about daisuke being more scared than he lets on, maybe more scared than he realizes, but swansea can see it in the way his shoulders are always tense now and how he can't let a comfortable silence rest and trying to offer this kid the one thing that's always made him feel better. something about the hangover that feels like an axe to the head

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a second divorce has hit the wilson