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I went out for an hour and came back to 800+ boops.

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crochet aquarium

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Watched supernatural and I finally understand why you Destiel girlies are Like That™️ (sad and horny)

They should list this scene as ‘Kinky Yearning’ on Pornhub. No way they put this shit on tv and said bromance.

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“are u okay?” no i need more money

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don't want to write I want to think very hard about my fic until it emerges from my head fully formed like athena

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Deadpool 4 predictions

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Snake vs Cat Chronicles

Snake vs Cat. The battle of the legendary Gods. The mice folk have told legend of the great Gods’ battle for thousands of years. Some mice refute the legends. But most believe in the Gods still.

The battle occurred in ancient mice civilization, mice historians speculate that the battle took place in 2021. I will recant the story of the legendary battle, although I doubt there is a person who has yet to hear it.

Cat had been a fearsome ruler since his brother, Tiger, had tragically passed. He ruled with an iron paw. He surveyed the territory with vengeance.

He took many mice lives.

Before he became a God to mice kind, he was a monster. Taking any mouse who had dared stray beyond their village borders.

He was a seasoned killer.

Snake was just a youngling at the time of the great battle. It was just his first year of life, yet he was regarded as a highly feared killer. He was hated by all mice folk for he only wreaked disordered havoc.

The day of the battle was not very different from other days, however it was a warmer day for fall, and the giants were more quiet than usual, overall, It was a peaceful day.

Cat, however, had enough of Snake reigning terror in his kingdom, he vowed to take out his opponent. It was early in the day when cat had caught his opponent resting, Snake was caught off guard.

Cat brought snake back to the heavens, but Snake managed to break free! Snake hid, still in shock, devising a plan to make his escape. Snake slithered away, trying to return to The Garden.

Cat, still in shock from Snakes harrowing escape, gave chase. Cat narrowly had snake, Cat had him in his paws, but Snake used his abilities to slip through Cats grasp. Snake was free, but Cat was persistent, Snake knew Cat would hunt Snake further.

Snake, tired, and beaten, decided to stand his ground, Snake stood tall. Cat stared angrily into his eyes, preparing himself to pounce.

“Be gone Cat!” Snake hissed.

“You have wreaked havoc on my land for too long Snake. Your reign of terror must end!” Cat declared stoically.

Snake stood there, staring into the eyes of his enemy, contemplating his options. Snake was weak, he was in no shape to battle Cat.

“I will leave, never to return. All I ask is my life.” snake offered, his voice cracked, he was so tired.

“How do I know you will keep your word?” Cat scoffed, unconvinced.

“I am weak, I am tired, I have no energy for lies.” Snake lowered, surrendering to cat.

Cat began to relax, his tail fur went from spiked, to sleek. His stance went from tall and strong, to calmed.

“Leave, Snake, and never return.” Cat said calmly.

Snake nodded and slithered away. It was generations before Snakes return for The Great Battle Of Dog.

Cat, having eradicated the biggest threat to mouse kind, had been regarded as a God, loved by all.

Snake was regarded as the God of death, feared by all.

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This post is a god send!

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.