Fabulously being me. Or - at least - trying, anyway. Give me all of the winter puns, I've had 30 years of them and they never get old.
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Posts that make me think of @bcbparty
Well, the good news is that you've broken the time loop.
The bad news is that the reason you've broken the time loop is because whatever force was responsible for maintaining it looked at the shit you did on that particular iteration and thought to itself: "you know what would be really fucked up?"
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Just a reminder.....Skynet became self aware this morning.
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It Takes a Man to Understand
From The Harvard Lampoon, 1891.
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‘Shiragumo Waterfall of Nikkō’ (late 1910′s) by Takahashi Hiroaki (Japan, 1871-1945).
Woodblock print.
Image and text information courtesy LACMA.
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my housemate's cat is super chatty so i've just started responding to him
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Just introduced my friend to the music of @bearsintreesofficial for the first time... i think it went well!
Thank you to @frostintheforest for introducing me to the most haunted music video I've seen in a long time. The song is pretty good though!
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could eunuch tucker be considered a castrati as well? singing to the heaven to ease his suffering til his next meal
i think he counts as one when he yells at me while i get ready for bed every night
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