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modern day cinderella where she drops her invisalign and prince charming is fitting it to everyone's teeth
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hi! i鈥檓 god. from bible. why are you doing that
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will never not find it funny that me and fwb were chilling together and he goes "this is so random haha, but have you ever heard of cockwarming"
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was in an absolute drunken DESPAIR last night bc I thought I killed my friend's cat bc he ate my earrings. turns out he just took them out of my ears but he did not eat them and he did not die, so it's OKAY
#i was like oh my god oh my god this is all my fault. i HAVE to kill myself#theres just no other solution#(there was) (it was going to bed)#馃じ
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*through gritted teeth* it's okay to be learning it's okay to make mistakes it's okay to be learning it's okay to make mistakes it's okay to be learning it's okay to make mistakes it's okay to be learning it's okay to make mistakes it's
#guy who got sooooooo scared this morning that he was a terrible person for just pursuing things he wants#i WAS in the wrong on some things. but that does not mean i should be shredded up into a million thousand pieces.#it just means i fix and do better#waugh#馃じ
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some very telling recent search history
#let it be known that the a cappella search was because i was on the phone with a friend and was saying i needed to find out when the#a cappella concert i was going to that night was going to be. except instead of googling any defining characteristics of the concert#whatsoever. instead. i just straight up typed 'a cappella' into google. as if that would accomplish ANYTHING#also i do not think i have a uti folks#yay rejoice!!#馃じ
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life is so beautiful... and imagine how much more beautiful it'd be if my pussy didn't hurt also...
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update, alcohol didn't super kick in, and party was still overwhelming and crowded, but night ended up chill bc I got to go MAKE OUT and get hot & heavy w it and stay the night with fwb and then HAVE SEX in the morning, but also unfortunately I'm scared I have a UTI
at pregame for party allegedly... but no fucking alcohol. the fuck am I doing here then. I'm going to this shit SOBER???
#please no consequences to my actions pleeeeease. i had a fun time >:( no uti...#we'll see. maybe it just hurts a lil right now but will fix by tomorrow... HOPING AND FUCKING PRAYING#sighhhh#everything so scary#anyways party again tn#we'll see how that is#馃じ#tags edit: did not end up going to party despite dressing up like a clown for no reason lmfao. friend felt sick so went to bed#but also i feel it important to add here that sex was so awesome so cool bc we tried new positions for the first time#i feel like i want that memorialized here so I can remember when i reread this all
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