reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you
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every time i walk into a gas station my inhibitions over spending money are washed away . maybe i do need a $4 drink . where else am i going to get one . this is the only place on earth
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mabel pines and pacifica northwest i know what you are
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Malam: So get this, a guy kills a child-
Arthur:
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what's the fucking difference
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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis
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Seeing people drive big lifted and totally pristine giant pickup trucks as just a car to get to and from work on fully paved roads is like watching a high energy working breed dog be forced to live in a 1 bedroom apartment and only go out for poop walks.
If you cant provide them the home they need its abuse. That truck should be hauling bricks, it needs to be maxing out its suspension hitting ridges at 65 mph. It should be dirty and dented because they love it. Theres no enrichment in your 1/4 mile drive to the gas station. Youre torturing it, youre killing that truck.
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evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever
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Last night I had a dream where I was filling up my water bottle at a drinking fountain and someone ran over and started to drink out of my water bottle as it was filling up and I got so mad I woke up
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please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris
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for the sake of appearances i am very much a “that’s none of my business” and “i don’t need to know about that. you keep that to yourself” sort of fellow. removed. respectful. but being fully honest i AM a nasty little ears perked freak… like yes tell me all of your information without being prompted at all. i love to listen.
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This is Lesbian Money Lincoln. Reblog to enhance your chance to find a lesbian or $$. Or a $$$ lesbian. Also good for protecting your favorite girlfriend jeans from tears or shrinkage.
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me gay blogging on the clock:
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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...
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idk what it is about kayne (malevolent), but i just… Can’t Picture Him. like even when i see the most beautiful stunning fan art i’m like “that’s just… not him?”
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