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(okay so i do want to kick my ass in gear to post more so like this post if you want a lyric starter from my recently listened's shuffle)
#ooc#tbd#(added caveat that we'll see how well this goes based off of the fact that i listen to full albums and a lot of instrumental shit)
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I Swear This Is An RP Blog: A Musical
Featuring such hits as
Maybe I’ll RP Today and its reprise No Wait Nevermind
What Was The Plot of This RP Again?
Fuck My Partner Deleted Their Blog
And the ever classic
I’m a Lazy Bastard
#ooc#(me remembering i was tempted to convert this to a multimuse just for the potential additonal dynamics#before realizing just how awful every character i was tempted to use was and deciding to spare everyone)
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(i had to)
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OFFICECORE AESTHETIC BIOS (like/reblog if use)
. . ##🪑 💻 📗Ⳋ . )ᨓ .
👔⏰📌. . .ˡᵃᵗᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʷᵒʳᵏ !! ⌚⌛⏲
꒰ 📎 𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕖 . . . 💼📍꒱
📆📁ʳᵉˢᶜʰᵉᵈᵘˡᵉ ᵐʸ ᵐᵉᵉᵗⁱⁿᵍ !!📂📝♡⊰⊹─
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headcanon memes inspired by things i like, part 1. ⤿ inspired by muses i write tw: addiction
send in a symbol i’ll answer the corresponding question about my muse!
[ 🏃♂️ ] does your muse have escapist tendencies?
[ 💄 ] does your muse have an aesthetic? do they adhere strictly to it?
[ 👥 ] does your muse have many friends? do people feel they can rely on your muse?
[ 📚 ] what is your muse’s favourite genre of books, tv, movies, etc.?
[ 💐 ] what is your muse like in relationships?
[ 💍 ] how dedicated is your muse to their job?
[ 🍺 ] does your muse have any addictions?
[ 🍀 ] does your muse believe in luck? do they have a good luck charm or rituals they follow to avoid bad luck?
[ 🎀 ] does your muse have any childhood friends or people that are important to them?
[ 💕 ] does your muse believe in true love? do they believe in love at all?
[ 🧸 ] does your muse have any guilty pleasures or hobbies that make them embarrassed?
[ 🌟 ] is your muse comfortable in their identity? are they insecure or confident?
[ 🧭 ] does your muse know what they want? how well can they advocate for themselves?
[ 🎈 ] does your muse have many regrets? what are they?
[ 🏆 ] is your muse afraid of failure? what do they do when they fail?
[ 💭 ] does your muse have imaginary friends? did they have any as a child?
[ 🩹 ] what does your muse do to de-stress?
[ 🚓 ] would your muse break the law?
[ 🧲 ] is your muse generally flirty, or are they more reserved?
[ 🗾 ] how self-sufficient is your muse? are they more independent, or do they need others around them?
[ 🙏 ] is your muse religious? what do they believe in, if anything?
[ 👻 ] if your muse were a fantasy creature, what kind would they be? why?
[ ⚖️ ] what is your muse’s moral code? what kind of morality do they have?
[ 💥 ] is your muse determined, or do they give up easily?
[ 🃏 ] how does your muse handle being lied to?
[ 🥀 ] would your muse betray someone they love?
[ 🥊 ] how strong is your muse’s survival instinct?
[ 🌼 ] what kind of first impression does your muse leave?
[ 🐣 ] does your muse have anyone they look up to?
[ 🎨 ] is your muse artistic? do they want to be?
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(customers are literally inhuman. never forget that)
#ooc#tbd#(someone tried to light this building up the other day… but they failed…)#(you had ONE job)
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Refreshing Relaxation Starters
“It’s been five hours of sitting and going through papers. Time for coffee.”
“A walk sounds great right now.”
“I’ve got some free time, want to come with?”
“Oh my god, you’re reading a book. For fun.”
“You taking a break? Never thought I’d see the day.”
“It’s nice to just come outside… just to sit and listen.”
“It might be the calm before the storm, but I’m just going to enjoy it.”
“These are my files so I make the rules about breaks, and break time is now.”
“I don’t think I’ve been swimming in ages.”
“Beach? Beach. Beach sounds good.”
“I’ve got nothing to do but sleep in and absolutely nothing will stop this.”
“You’ve been really stressed lately. Come on, I know how to fix that.”
“Finally, it’s time for that day trip I’ve been planning for weeks.”
“You can’t keep working like this. Take a break.”
“We’re going camping. I don’t care if it’s for one night, you’re coming with me.”
“I could go for a massage. You look like you could go for one too.”
“Blankets, pillows, snacks, and pretending the outside world doesn’t exist. Sounds like a great time.”
“I’m taking a self-care day.”
“I don’t want to admit I needed this… but I needed this.”
“Feel like going down to the river?”
“As long as I’m going somewhere quiet, I’m good.”
“When was the last time you went to the spa?
“There’s a quiet cafe not many know about.”
“Tea and gardening huh? Interesting hobbies.”
“You actually have hobbies other than work? What are the odds!”
#ooc#ask meme#(it's been hot as fuck and work has been happening™️)#(*arrow pointing to self* just caught someone watching bdsm anal porn in the drive thru)
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🍯🌼
send 🍯 for a food headcanon
(i can't reuse the whole 'she's a terrible cook who tries to make the less blatantly clickbait videos from food channels that try anything to generate engagement because i think that idea's funny' forever so
she has the cilantro soap gene
someone feed her more vegetables please. you do not work as strenuous a job as hers was BEFORE shit hit the fan and actually have the time to cook cook regularly even before effectively raising a kid. part of the reason she's such a bad chef is because cooking is a skill and skills take maintenance)
send 🌼 for a happiness headcanon
(she doesn't go out of her way to listen to music, much less pay attention to things like lyrics, but it's still something she finds relaxing in the background :] )
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00. the fool : what are your muse’s thoughts on new beginnings ? does it frighten them or excite them ?
"New beginnings don't exist, that line of thought is just a way of avoiding the past. Everything that we stand on is a culmination of our efforts and mistakes. It disrespects both the people you've hurt and the progress you've made to pretend otherwise."
"Besides," she sucks in a deep breath, "I'm right where I want to be. Why would losing that excite me?"
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Send me a food emoji for my muse to answer questions!
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which type of romanticism are you?
stolen from: @acemenagerie
tagging: steal it
melancholic romanticism
corroded kisses, riding the subway at 3am, reluctance: you're melancholic romanticism. like cold coffee, gone bitter and sharp, melancholic romanticism is not all as bad as it seems. there's often solace to be found in this type of romance, and many find it comforting. you're most likely a lone, free thinker, plagued by your own thoughts and feelings, or so you think. partners never seem to love you enough, and you discover their imperfections all too soon. you've noticed that you feel more alone with them around than you do by yourself. you don't hide from people themselves, you simply elude love, which isn't to say you're not interested in a bit of romance here and there. sometimes you just wish you could fall in love with the moon, she'd understand you.
every word has consequences. every silence, too." - jean-paul sartre
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"Regardless you're just asking to lose a hand in the best of conditions with those. Most people are better off sticking to sparklers heatwave notwithstanding."
"AND FOR GOODNESS SAKES, BE RESPONSIBLE WITH FIREWORKS! I SEE YOU EYEING THOSE BLACK CAT SKYROCKETS!"
#ic#(and to piss off the neighbors)#(SORRY I REALIZED THAT IT'S ALMOST JULY AND WINCED)#(anyways. hi)#(no i do not expect this to be a functioning psa as much as my eye twitched)
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me: YEAH, I’m a roleplayer!
me: doesn’t write anything.
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cannot see this sprite without thinking of it
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Logically Lana is aware that that single meow was Major Tom's way of telling her to hurry up; or because he saw another cat; or he felt like it; or just about any other reason that he could come up with but she'd be lying if that didn't relieve some of the tension she hadn't been aware was building in her chest.
Again though, she doesn't know why she's getting so stressed out over this cat. Isn't there some sort of parasite that they host which makes humans get along with them better? Toxomitosis? That can't be right, she'll have to look into it later.
Regardless. With that question capable of pretending to be answered she walks up and scratches behind his ears yet again, practically cooing as she does. "Of course, what a silly question. Forget I asked it, we're almost home."
fromtheashesanew:
Although he does trail off at times, Major Tom seems content enough to follow her for now. Fantastic. She walks in silence for a while, more focused on not getting lost herself than making conversation with her (mute) companion. However, after 45 minutes or so, “It’s actually quite nice out. I can see why you were wandering -” she notes, “- even though you shouldn’t be.”
She begins idly tapping the side of her leg as she walks, questions racing through her mind in rapid succession. What should I do with the cat once at his owner’s house. Would knocking on the door and letting them know their cat escaped be too intrusive? What are the odds that they’d answer the door, let alone care. The cat looks to be in decent enough health but what does that tell me, I’m not exactly an expert. If I just let him slip back into a yard isn’t that just a guarantee that he’ll just run out again later? Why do I necessarily care what happens to this cat that I’ve seen for a grand total of maybe an hour.
Lana stops suddenly in her tracks and looks directly at the cat that’s been alternating between trailing behind and rubbing against her leg this entire time. “This is a long shot because I know you can’t understand me but meow once if this is a good home, twice if not.”
It being a nice day out is exactly the reason he should be wandering; waste of warm sun to not break himself out and enjoy it. He knew his family had become fans of rainy days since taking him in; he didn’t run off when there was too much rain.�� ( Waste of a nice warm home to not stay in and enjoy it when it’s wet and cold outside. )
Lost in savoring the walk, it takes Major Tom a moment to realize his companion has stopped. His ear twists back in her direction a moment before he turns around and sits, head gently cocked.
At her question, he stands, tail vibrating happily, and gives a resounding - single - meow. Of course his home is a good home! He wouldn’t be going back if it wasn’t. What a silly question.
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(i have to play up the whole 'alienating to others' part of ptsd or i'll die)
(she is well adjusted but she is also like… genuinely not. having to pack up your trauma and raise your sister because your parents, who were already kind of emotionally unavailable, died on you will do that even before (gesturing at everything that happens in canon))
#ooc#tbd#(THAT SOUNDS SO BAD BUT CONSIDERING PART OF WHAT SHE'S DEALING WITH INVOLVES A COMPLETE LOSS OF CONTROL IN HER LIFE)#(that'd manifest as a lot of anger issues/walls being put up even for no reason at times/a compulsive need to control Something even if and#at times especially for the worse el oh el)#(with that said it's okay because i am also aware that irl i can be extremely offputting)
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