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I care so much about cold cookies. This is literally ruining my life. You're being very dismissive of my pain right now. It's very rude of you. You're a very mean person.

Pass, yeah. Your pain feels made up. Surely no one cares that much about cold cookies. [...] But you're being... what's the word [user spends five minutes thinking of the word, ends up choosing a different one] sarcastic. From what I'm gathering. Don't worry, some new experience will come around and traumatize you. That's life.

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I don't typically find disembodied legs to be sexy, but if that's what you're into...

Are they sexy legs, at least? Then you could try to make a fun dream out of it.

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Did it? Some things are weird from the start, you know. Not everything was 'normal' once.

What was it like when you were last here, then? Less legs, I'm guessing?

Oh, goodness no. At least, not when I've ever lived here. Maybe it was once a normal town, years and years ago. I imagine it had to be, once.

I meant that when you return to your hometown you expect thing to change but more like you expect restaurants to be different and maybe there to be some new developments. Sure, maybe in a town like this I should have expected the change to be more in line with whatever the abnormality stuff is and a pile of garbage that gives out advice. I suppose I just let my hopes cloud the expectations I should have had for this place.

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It's not the lack of normal things that bothers me, really, it's the brand of weirdness. I'm sure this leg thing is great for people who have... big feelings about that area of the body, but for me? I'd rather the town be haunted by boobs, tbh.

I've been here for well over a year and I can confidently say that it does not get any better. I hope you're okay with nothing normal ever happening to you again so long as you stay here. Most of the people are nice though so I guess that can sometimes make up for it.

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A shop that does my shopping for me? Sounds a little far fetched. [user is a supernatural shapeshifting bird.]

Well, I normally claim the shop to be an apothecary and then let them figure it out for themself with a walk-through. But yes its magic. Just think of something you want within reason and the shop will find it for you.

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That's what they tell me.

Ah, so it's going to be a big explosion? I hope your funeral has an open bar.

I like you. Your fun.

I'm sure you'll be able to see what I do from wherever you are in town.

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I've got about zero answers for you, buddy. Maine is beautiful, but the legs are a lot.

Maine is beautiful! Who could need a vacation from this? The leaves are part of the charm!

Wait, sorry. Legs? I have several questions.

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Mmm, see, that's the part that makes you sound biased. I respect it, though. Even if the whole 'love' thing is, like, the worst idea. Aren't the truly gayest gays gay everywhere they go? I dunno, it seems to me like if you're going to be the gayest, you've gotta be the gayes all the time. What title was she awarded? I agree that more titles is better, but only if they're earned. If they're not, they're kind of just words. It is nice to pretend sometimes, for sure. You seen Hot Frosty yet? Masterpiece.

You're not missing much, trust me. Lots of hype and buildup, not much new content. It felt like a rehash, tbh. The first one was a total masterpiece, but the sequel should've come right after or not at all. Toy Story is totally guilty of refusing to let a good thing die. The third one would have been a perfect ending. It didn't need more! I mean, he's good at cuddling and programmed for medical stuff. Two things can be true, right?

Me biased? No way. Why would I be biased when I have the gayest bone partner in the world, confirmed? See, the problem is I have no one who can vouch for that cause she's at her gayest behind closed doors, you know? Except the doors aren't really It's like, a different beast. She was recently awarded a title, maybe I'll ask her if she wants to fight for this one too. The more titles, the better, me thinks. Exactly! I love pretending like all of that can be real! I feel ya babe, I love that for you.

You know what, you just reminded me that I never watched the sequel to The Incredibles. That speaks of how mid it must've been that I had no interest. Cause I luv the first one. But also, even when they make good sequence they can't help themselves. Like, why make Toy Story 5 when the third one was so perfect, you know? Oh, right... cause he's... a total professional and not just for cuddling. Yup.

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I mean, I don't really recognize people by their legs. I tend to look just a little further up.

... whose legs?

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patiently waiting and working towards the best version of myself.

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“I refuse to let the past find me here.”

— Libba Bray, A Great and Terrible Beauty

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Avni Vyas, from “Minotaur’s Love Song”

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Your Blood - AURORA

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You're outgrowing your old self. Keep going.

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THE BEAR (2022-) 2.10 | The Bear

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Okay, now I'm dreaming about legs. I've been in this town for, like, two months, and I already need a vacation.