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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase
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demonic birds are attacking & all our heroes are like cartographers and chefs instead of death knights or pyromancers we are fucked
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The puppets saved the day... let that sink in for a moment.
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#both sides have about the same amount of drama per family member but my mom's family WAY outnumbers my dad's#my mom's family are also all coworkers which is so so so great
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#love the quite literal sparkle in their eye whem they say alll of this#← prev tags#video#ru / paul ??
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I was trying to make advertising images but probably I shouldn’t do that anymore
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fabulous creature?
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Donald Trump tossing and turning in his sleep whimpering “obamna…”
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how old were u in 2004 just askin >_<
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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo
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a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga
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their pumping me so full of air rn. Im not even scared.
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they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance
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as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍
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