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drew some nitw et al

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lackofoxxygen‌:

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“Saw a weird lizard once.”

“Wasn’t me, was it?”

“Nah. It was a newt or something. Not named Steve.”

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((germ spends april fool’s day setting up hidden, subtle pranks in town that probably won’t be noticed for years.))

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gotcrimes‌:

“Dude, I know, right?” Gregg says as he hands Germ a cup of what’s supposed to be soda, that Gregg replaced with tomato juice.

“Yeah.”

Germ lifted the cup up to his mouth and drank it. He didn’t stop drinking. He didn’t make any comments. He stared at Gregg the entire time he downed the whole cup of tomato juice.

When he was done, he handed the cup back to Gregg.

“I have to go now.”

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“Pranks are played-out. People don’t prank anymore. April Fools is about the internet now.”

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“Saw a weird lizard once.”

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“I slept real good.”

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“I’m still me.”

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“My sisters are going to get sick on Longest Night and I’m sick too.”

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margaretborowskii‌:

“Ya did it.”

“I ate too much cranberry sauce. It was great.”

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“I did it.”

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“Turkey day. Gonna eat too many cranberries and get sick.”

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“Halloween. Harfest.”

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“Fall. Leaves need to change. Now.”

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“Gregg needs to stop acknowledging that we’re all weird animals. It’s super awkward.”

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lordsnxlcon‌:

❝ But are you a GOOD experience? ❞

“I’m pretty okay.”

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lordsnxlcon‌:

❝You’re not the right bird - I don’t even know what kinda bird you are. Maybe you ARE a duck.

The truth will set you free, dude.❞

“I’m not a bird. I’m an experience.”