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oh guenhwyvar, we’re really in it now
even though i draw a lot of shitty middle aged drow it doesn’t mean i love drizzt any less!! hes just a little guy with an emotional support panther
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Artemis Entreri has a pocket full of friendship bracelets the drow keep reverse pickpocketing onto him
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i think my all-time favorite character introduction of any book will always be jarlaxle’s, mostly because when i started reading these books i had no idea what to expect and hadn’t had any exposure to the LOD fandom yet in any capacity. i started exile immediately after finishing homeland and was still emotional about zak and all swept up in the dark cruel world of menzoberranzan and the hopelessness of its men and then in walks captain crunchberries i mean i read this paragraph twice in a row like did u just say the scary bounty hunter rogue guy that everyones anxious about fucking sashayed into the mean goth spider bitch mansion wearing a sparkly rainbow cape and crop top what do you mean the eye patch is ornamental

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- one with the weave -
I... went a bit insane with this one.
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📌This brilliant meme: https://www.tumblr.com/banished-away/745787007722307584?source=share redraw:
This man has regrets, but dealing with dragons is not one of them.🐲



Postscript: I can't shake the feeling that Gromph must be here… Did he do something with the dragons?
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I always thought that under certain lighting (magical?) drow could have patterns on their faces and clothes. In that case, even Kimmuriel sometimes looks like someone who got a unicorn to vomit rainbows on them. Jarlaxle looks normal. Like a man who stole clothes from a burlesque theater and wore whatever he could get his hands on.
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Thinking about the very first time Drizzt saw jarlaxle. Just some super flamboyant mf walking around in a crop top that Artemis claimed was similar to himself which is kinda funny considering how moody and dark Artemis is.
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