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“Sorry I’m so bad at replying! I’ve just had such a busy day!”

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Everything I’ve learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will.

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Me, looking at myself during zoom meetings and not paying attention to anything that’s being said:

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if i ever opened up to you i was joking

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my phone: Storage Almost Full 

me: be quiet

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good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep

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“Oh no what will we do without his paycheck” the goal in life is to have the power Scarlett Johansson has

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“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

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me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

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Source

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I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

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“I’m full, do you want my dessert”