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"having a post get popular is a bad thing on tumblr" counterpoint: i can edit my 72k note post to anything i want

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*walks into bank dressed as Lou bega* one, two, three, four, five, put the money in the bag and you’ll all survive
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reaper overwatch is like grr look at me im so scary and edgy in my $8 grim reaper consume from spirit halloween
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gen ai lol
it is the liar in shadow
who whispers falsehoods in your ear
disguised as shining words
it is the villain who gossips and fans the flames
and spreads untruth like fire though the brush,
the concocted embers licking at the stalwart foundations of the house of truth,
their duplicitous tongues finding every point of weakness
and sliding between the cracks like assassins blades,
thin as reeds and sharp as needles,
sliding smoothly between the ribs of integrity
and leaving a bloody hole, slowly dripping,
a wound that would not heal
for the poisoned tip,
but bleed and bleed into the pail of deceit
until the scales of merit hold, balanced, both truth and lies,
both of equal weight and worth,
and facts are born and die
in the mouths of all who claimed them
this is the demon of deceit,
the power hungry beast, born of greed,
thoughtless and aimless, but ravenous,
and turned loose upon the world
to do what it will
to the folly of all mankind
#this is actually about gen ai LMAO#i wrote it in the tags of a post on a whim and thought ya know what pal that aint too bad#so yeah#on the frog#poetry#ai generated#social commentary#poets on tumblr
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bunnies on a trampoline
#its the liar in shadow who whispers falsehoods in your ear disguised as shining words#the villain who gossips and stokes the fires and spreads untruth like fire though the brush#the concocted flames licking at the stalwart foundations of the house of truth#their duplicitous tongues finding every point of weakness and sliding between the cracks like the assassin's blade#as thin and sharp as a blade of grass#sliding smoothly between the rips of integrity and leaving a bloody hole slowly dripping#a wound that would not heal for the poisoned tip#but bleed and bleed into the pale of decite until the scales of merit held balanced both lies and truth#both of equal weight and worth#and facts were born and died in the mouths of all who claimed them#that is the demon of decite#the power hungry beast of greed#thoughtless and aimless but ravenous#turned loose apon the worth to do what it wills#to the folly of all mankind
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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers
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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.
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how to get over somebody
You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.
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If you mix together almond flour and almond paste you can create an almond btw. But it only works if youre pure of heart
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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language
via reddit.com
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