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mikeyway is not a normal man it’s just easy to write him off because he’s open about liking sports now. you all forget about the space heater shower incident or the toaster fork incident and how he invited his internet friends to his first house and the fact that he’s the one who suggested the mcr tattoo porn start merch shirt. When he met his wife he just stood there for 15 minutes talking to her friend she was out to dinner with bc he recognized mikey and Kristin was like Who Is This Guy. Does He Know He Can Sit Down. and he texted her the next day asking if she wanted to go ghost hunting and she said “uhh i have to work. at my job.” And he got in trouble with the fbi for making & selling copies of banned disney movies that had Korean subtitles. he says “slay” like he knows what it means. He used to just go out in public with his hair slicked down under his glasses Misfits-style and now he’s somehow still allowed to keep doing odd things to his hair. He’s a strange little man but just in a different manner than Gerard is.

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like the charli xcx song

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

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there is no medical component to a trans kid transitioning

if a little trans boy comes out to his parents & is like 4 all youd do for his transition is cut his hair, buy a new wardrobe, & switch pronouns & possibly change names

no one is gonna put a little 4 year old on testosterone OR puberty blockers until theyre actually about to start puberty & then they give them a few years to really decide if they want to start hormones

a trans kid existing isnt “child abuse.” child abuse is refusing to let your kid live their lives as they truly are & forcing them to present as a gender they arent

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this is frying me so bad

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They believed that every time a guy came he lost a little bit of masculinity because his virileness and intellect were draining out through his cum or something

this is true but you can replenish your virility and then some by sapping another man's essence in other words take his cum into yourself. this is why intelligence tends to correlate with the number of gay sexual encounters a man has had

https://doi.org/10.1017/S0021932011000769

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f74757e3ab1ad724decf840a44c6b17/b51ff9882c4f563f-ca/s2048x3072/ea376695490860b4156b36cb5711fdf5241f1ad2.jpg

children of gay couples are more likely to graduate high school, more likely to enroll in college, and tend to score higher on national standardised tests

https://oadoi.org/10.1177/0003122420957249

sucking dick and swallowing cum is objectively beneficial for men

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it bugs me how many lesbians have issues with trans women. like, we're supposed to love women. what's next, you gonna start hating short people too? fuck off.

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it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

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ben stiller and owen wilson are the american version of david tennant and michael sheen

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Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie

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PHOTOS I GOT OF THE RULES IN ENGLISH

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bout to hit my bitch coworker with the 'do you treat everyone like this or only your gay coworkers?' because i know she'll bluescreen about it. and im gonna make sure to do it when no one else is around just like she does to me with her snide bitch-ass comments. i've literally never pulled the gay card before, but i talk about my wife often enough that everyone knows. I've also got a reputation for being very level-headed, straight-forward, and conflict-adverse. No One Will Believe Her.

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a few days ago i was reading a post that was like "how to effectively injure your characters" and it got into the specifics of different injuries and whether your character could push through them and for how long and i was taking notes like yes yes interesting

and then it got to nose bleeds and it said nose bleeds are incapacitating and that your character could not continue to fight with a nose bleed because they would "drown in their blood" and i was like oh i see. i can't trust any of the other information to this point either