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I grew up having mice scratching in my walls for years and my father never believing me until I was away in college and he had to sleep in my room.

6 years. It took 6. Years.

I wanted those fuckers dead for years

my least favorite sphere of tumblr is the group of people who get really upset if you kill house pests like bugs and mice. very clear "never had to clean a home" behavior

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I got a friend who for the past 3 years we’ve been telling him he’s like *super* ADHD and should look into getting tested. He denied it of course cause “everyone is like this”.

Dude got tested yesterday and they gave him a methylphenidate prescription in the same day 💀

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Romina Jones

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They never asked Wolverine anything about himself I swear

They’ve just been calling him “Wolverine” like chumps

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“I want you by my side. We’re crustaceans, you and I. We want the same thing”

i was blessed with a vision and i needed to bring it to life

i give you shrimp divorce

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Me: What the fuck. David Corenswet is Superman. The guy who built Star Wars Legos with my brother when they were 14. I knew he had an acting career, he did theater and commercials back then and he was in some Netflix stuff, but Superman?

Husband: congratulations, you are having the authentic experience of being Clark Kent's coworker

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I need a special word for the feeling when you learn an old item that was special and fundamental to your childhood was donated/thrown out without you knowing or giving permission.

Then another word for when your parents tell you that actually it wasn’t that special to you and you’re making it up.

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LMAOOO i tried to post the car fight from deadpool 3 on youtube with casual playing in the background and it immediately got copyrighted. marvel your homophobic side is showing /j

anyways here it is cause i'm not a pussy

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There’s something really embarrassing about being scared by a nightmare as an adult. I can’t go back to sleep rn because I had a dream I lived in a cave with my boss and a bunch of superheroes… and it was the zombie apocalypse.

And that was really scary for some reason.

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I cleaned my dishwasher today and I’ve never felt more proud of adulting

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It’s rough being a She-Hulk fan because of the MCU. I’ll say “I want She-Hulk in rivals” or “she-hulk is so funny and cool!” And some asshole will go “eeeer? You mean this woke shit?” And it’s the fucking twerking scene from the tv show. No!! Get that shit away from me! I don’t want that. No one wanted that. Stop thinking the MCU is a definitive representation of Marvel characters

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Genuinely the past few superhero movies have been so good.

Thunderbolts*? Reminded me what superhero movies could be.

Superman? Made me cry from joy.

Fantastic 4? The movie they deserved, damage officially reversed from the past movies.

If superhero movies keep going like this I’ll be happy

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movie so pleasantly surprising it made me open a drawing program again

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yall have no idea what this did to my ovaries

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Fantastic Four: First Steps was a genuinely incredible movie I am so happy I got to go with my chosen family.

I ended up getting the special tin and the cup which came with a little figure of one of the characters. I got Susan for both because she’s my favorite