frog-pokemon-friend

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Im gonna bug sidon into taking us to paldea because i! kinda want to see my friends after That

[frog-pokemon-friend]

eats both. bitch

pulls out two pills. i can be your yuri or your yaoi.

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Yeah, sidon posted that and immediately laid his head straight on my lap

he's LUCKY he has soft hair...

[frog-pokemon-friend]

I have concluded that I am jealous, but not as much as people without oversized hoodies.

That sounds correct...

[frog-pokemon-friend]

I haven't. This gives me a lot to think about.

🧡🧡🧡

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Have you considered you're not the only one with oversized hoodies?

I have but have you considered that I'm just better

[frog-pokemon-friend]

oversized hoodie bitch

youre all jealous

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Pelipper Mail: A batch of chocolate muffins and a container of pokemon safe hot chocolate.

@suddenlyauntiemaya

Awww thank you..

[frog-pokemon-friend]

PEER REVIEW

i am a woman and obviously magical. totally

alex is SQUEEZING me

how is she so STRONG

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Uhhh chocolate? i just have to keep it away from any canines...

Yknow the worst part about all this? not including a future massive psychiatrist bill, that is.

I dont think anyone irl will believe me. like if i go to class one day i cant just say "i was trapped in the distortion world" because then theyd probably give me a psychiatrist for all the wrong reasons

[frog-pokemon-friend]

i think. i just want to rest now. eventually i have to do THINGS so i might as well do nothing while i can still use this as an excuse

Yknow the worst part about all this? not including a future massive psychiatrist bill, that is.

I dont think anyone irl will believe me. like if i go to class one day i cant just say "i was trapped in the distortion world" because then theyd probably give me a psychiatrist for all the wrong reasons

[frog-pokemon-friend]

im. going back to lying down

Yknow the worst part about all this? not including a future massive psychiatrist bill, that is.

I dont think anyone irl will believe me. like if i go to class one day i cant just say "i was trapped in the distortion world" because then theyd probably give me a psychiatrist for all the wrong reasons

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Yknow the worst part about all this? not including a future massive psychiatrist bill, that is.

I dont think anyone irl will believe me. like if i go to class one day i cant just say "i was trapped in the distortion world" because then theyd probably give me a psychiatrist for all the wrong reasons

[frog-pokemon-friend]

oughhh im awake.

im just gonna stay in bed tho.

[frog-pokemon-friend]

MY PHONE FINALLY WORKS

i mean it doesnt matter much. im going to go cuddle and shit because im exhausted

[frog-pokemon-friend]

[A video is uploaded! Do you press play?]

[The video starts with sidon inspecting the red glowing distortion. The phone/recording device seems to be on a tripod or something following sidon and alex (or floating? who knows!).

Alex tosses a coin in it, and there's no indication it hit any ground. A scientist in the background laughs and loudly says, "As if we hadn't tried that already..." which gets a laugh out of a couple other scientists nearby.

Alex just groans and flicks another coin, this one instead perfectly flying into the scientist's eye. He yells "Ow!" and Sidon chuckles to himself about it.

Soon after, the crack starts widening. Naturally, sidon being curious, he gets a bit closer it. Unfortunately, it widens under his feet and he loses his footing and falls in.

Or at least he almost does, as alex grabs his arm and is able to keep him held up for longer than you'd expect. But then she starts falling in, only not falling in from her grabbing the ledge. From the camera shes only visible by her orange painted fingernails gripping the ledge of the red-glowing crack. She could probably get herself up there, but with only one hand and the weight of another person? No way. But she wasn't going to let him go. Even no-er of a way.

The scientists in the background are clearly panicking, understandably unsure of what to do. Then, alex can't hold on anymore, and they fall in.

The crack immediately closes behind them as the recording distorts and a certain cry can be heard on repeat until the video ends.

I wonder where theyre going...]

[frog-pokemon-friend]

This isn't good.