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Tyler: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Wednesday: I'm a knife.
Thing, from across the room: They're the little spoon
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Wednesday: You bought a taco?
Tyler: Uh-huh
Wednesday: From the truck that hit Xavier?
Tyler: Well me starving isn't gonna help him
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Is it only me seeing these two below having more or less the same dialogue in S3?
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Ok, Addams Family party, when? Morticia and Gomez officially welcoming Tyler into the family, when? Granny over-excited for the first Hyde joining the family, when? Uncle Fester asking him to turn into the Hyde for the Family, when? Tyler and Wednesday making love on Gomez's desk -or armchair - when?
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wednesday: I will join you
tyler: as a partner in love?
wednesday: in crime
tyler, sobbing: even better
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As a lot of you may have noticed, I have been off tumblr for a small while, but I’m back and I’ll get back to writing and posting again soon! I’m fixing up small mistakes from my stories that I was supposed to post in Wyler week, then I’ll post them for all of you to see!
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Sometime in S2 of Wednesday
Wednesday, Tyler and Sheriff Galpin are searching this spooky house/mansion/building in search of something but all of a sudden Wednesday feels her stalkers presence and alerts the other two.
And the Sheriff's just like,
Donovan: Geez Addams, who in there right mind would be this obsessed with you?
And Wednesday's just like,
Wednesday: Well, I caught your son didn't I?
Tyler: . . . . . . .
😭✋🏾
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Wednesday whenever some girl has the audacity to flirt with Tyler while he's working
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Tyler: This is our daughter, Viv.
Person B: Is that short for Vivian?
Wednesday: Vivisection.
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ok, I’ve been recently emboldened into thinking more about Tyler/Enid dynamics
Set up: Enid and Tyler shift into their monster forms to defeat some wendigos or whatever as a team for the first time, resulting in them having to wait in the woods for Thing to bring them back some clothes for transformation and then dress up right there
Enid, incomprehensibly enthusiastic: Well, now that we’ve seen each other naked…
Tyler, scandalised: Seen each other naked?? I haven’t seen anything!
Enid: …
Tyler: I wasn’t looking!
Enid: *flushes*
Tyler: Ever heard of privacy?
Enid, scandalised more than him now: I am a naturally curious person, you can’t fault me for that! There was a time and a place and no self-respectful gossip girl would’ve missed the opportunity, so I took it (for the bestie) and by the way you’ve got great moles and a nice package there!
Tyler: *flushes*
Tyler: Well, thank you!!
Enid: You’re welcome!!
Tyler: …
Enid: …
Tyler: You owe me!
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“i’m gonna stomp on your heart” gf and “what does it feel like to lose” bf
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Tyler: I got you something for your birthday
Wednesday: Have you?
Tyler: *Holding out hand* Here you go
Wednesday: That’s just your hand, Tyler
Tyler: Yeah
Wednesday:
Wednesday: *Takes Tyler's hand* I hope you understand the grave error in your ways. You’ll never get this back. This limb is my property now.
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Tyler: You are just terrible today
Wednesday: Shhhh! Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness
Tyler: That’s the sound of people drowning, Wen
Wednesday: That is what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence
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Tyler: You’re so short
Wednesday: Well, put some inches in me
Tyler:
Wednesday:
Wednesday: Yeah, I said that
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Tyler: Want to have a fire or something? I’ll let you nap on me
Wednesday: Set me on fire. Death is the final sleep
Tyler: Your kinks are getting out of hand-
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Tyler: You ever ate a date?
Wednesday, eyebrows furowing: Ate a date?
Tyler: Yeah
Wednesday: No, you are the first person I have ever had romantic relations with. Although I suppose if you were to cross me, I would electrocute you repeatedly and serve you to my family after so we may feast upon your burnt flesh
Tyler:
Tyler: I was talking about the fruit-
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Wednesday: Date night?
Tyler: Yeah, it’s when you go out and do something romantic together
Wednesday: Oh, like arson
Tyler: Wednesday, no!
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