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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.
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youtube shorts will be like dimpy music while a ugly baby goose is tripping and falling over and then transitions to the same music but slower and bass boosted and its a adult swan with walking with swag
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my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏
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i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber
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Me when I give the league of legends show a chance because my friend says it's good and I go in expecting an overrated wet fart and I'm slowly forced to acknowledge that it has layered and interesting characters, incredible art direction and animation, deeply engaging political intrigue and gripping drama and I realize that despite any flaws it may have it's ultimately one of the most mature and well rounded pieces of animated television I've ever seen come out of the western world and I end the most recent episode sitting leaned forward staring at the TV actively crying at 5 am
I'm so fucking mad
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Marvelous things happening on my dash this morning
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the loneliness of the long-distance bassist
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When your big brother breaks the sound barrier on a regular basis, you probably get used to it at some point
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Is Tom Cruise a faggot?
- at least one person in every american family for the last 40 years
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"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT
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i love when you can feel the disdain dripping off of a wikipedia article
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if i was a vampire i would be so scared to shapeshift into a swarm of bats because what if i get stuck like that
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I'm WHEEZING at arcane twitter's general consensus on this moment
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jinx: *makes an ableist joke towards viktor*
viktor: *immediately deadnames her*
they deserved more time together lmfao
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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow
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