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this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure

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me and gf were making out and i slipped my hand into her waistband for a second and burst into uncontrollable laughter because this fucking tweet appeared in my head like a message from god

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Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

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their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

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Me: there are bunnies under the deck eating bird seed... very cute

My dad (very serious): they will grow wings.

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I get real "I'm at soup" vibes from some media crit

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

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it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

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going into work at the glue factory!

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