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i require more fics where you turn naoya into an asshole it’s so satisfying 🙏🙏 i love seeing dumbass men get put in their place
PLSS JUST ABOUT ALL MY FICS 😭 Thank you Gege for making Naoya Zenin just so I can berate him in every fic 🙏🏽 my scapegoat fr 🙏🏽🙏🏽
#i sent this ask#it’s my favorite thing#i love seeing naoya get all pissy#literally makes me feel sm better no matter what happened that day#10/10 no notes
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Tragic news of a hummingbird drunk on fremented elderflower nectar "committing gnome 9/11" has reached our wold
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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit
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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling
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hate it when you experience something of better quality and then you’re doomed to no longer be satisfied
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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”
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Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason
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hey can you block me i dont like you and i dont want ur posts showing up on my dash. respectful request :)
hi anonnnn i cdouldnt findthea block button buti did draw yaoi of us ifthats ok :)
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chat dont ever fuck a goth tgirl i just woke up and my dick was locked in a tiny bloodborne mensis cage
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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