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So... Since I'm disappointed by the official Inktober Prompts List, I made my own!

Feel free to use ☺️

Backpack (because I've already made sketch)

Fall

Crush

Hidden

Box

Dusty

Forest

Iron

Fire

Television

Park

Puzzle

Found

Crooked

Poisonous

Sale

Creepy

Shattered

Match

Coin

Underwater

School

Lightning

Game

Note

Coal

Water

Scorched

Blind

Season

Video

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A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

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compilation of this type of post

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it's so difficult to make jokes on this website because everyone here is addicted to correcting people and the fact that you're saying something in jest while also having any amount of background context just doesn't occur to them. you can't imagine the number of people who have explained to me that sudowoodo is not actually a tree and it is just camouflaged to look like one. i promise i can be trusted to understand that the pokemon named 'pseudo wood' is Not Actually A Tree. can't we all just have a good natured chuckle about it.

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なによ　マドあいてないの

Why isn't the window open 💢

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Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

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Sorry for double posting but APPARENTLY those commission scammers have showed up on Tumblr at least for the first time for me.

For those who don’t know what I am talking about, there were/are commission scams going on in Instagram and even places like Artstation where people would pretend to be interested in your work and try to commission a pet or portrait for the sake of trying to get your bank details. Here’s how to (somewhat) sniff them out:

1- They don’t seem to be an average customer/ person that would be involved in your fandom, or has a blank template for an account or don’t even follow you.

2- They ask you to draw a portrait or a pet picture either for themselves or their children/family.

3- They promise to overpay you (in the hundreds) and do not listen to you even if you firmly state the price is cheaper.

4- They are constantly asking for your email name, or private details regarding things like banking details or passwords or other private information others should not know.

5- They try and over reassure you they mean no harm, try to guilt you into giving them the info, or become aggressive over you not giving them what they want.

What should you do if you come across one of these guys? My best advice is to block and report. Sadly these people jump account to account so there isn’t really much to do other than spread this info to prevent artists from being scammed.

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You know what? I believe that you can finish your writing project. I believe you can update your fic. I believe you can work on your WIP. I don't care if you think it's cringy or bad. I don't care if we've never met or interacted in our whole lives. I believe in you. Keep going - you've got this.

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As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

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At the moment how I feel

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most ??? event today is characters welcome uploading nothing for months and then posting this and this alone like an hour before trump got shot

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I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.

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