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Took a wrong turn somewhere

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We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

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a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

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slay I'm not even joking

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Ummmm shoutout to people who get home from work and get right in their jammies

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil

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What if I formatted my resume like one of those porn bot bios?

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A severe car crash left Anne Lagamayo with a traumatic brain injury. It was the height of the pandemic, and she was thousands of miles away from home. In her new Longreads essay, she reflects on how her world has changed—and her slow path to recovery—in 10 steps.

“You’re doomed forever to live in your parents’ home, sucking their money and time like a parasite when they’re this close to retirement, all of you sitting in your wheelchairs together in front of the TV in the evenings.”

Read Anne’s essay, “How to Survive a Car Crash in 10 Easy Steps,” on Longreads.

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hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

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I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways