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⚠️USER NOTICE

if your jame7t stops posting and coughs up a hairball, just chase it around with a knife or break it’s bones until it starts posting again

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feeling like a freshly peeled egg

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antipurpose flour this shit will actively kill you if you use it for anything

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we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour

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awwww i just found out i have to do whats best for me even though it hurts a lot 👎👎👎👎👎

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Rewatching the Spy x Family episode where they have dinner with Yuri, and I love how it's like this

but also like this

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@anothermochalatte

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

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putting all my posts under readmores until christmas. like an advent calendar

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when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just

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Sorry if I’ve ever sneezed at your posts

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*immortal gets executed and comes back* now lets try a silly one

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she’s playing fucking reindeer games with you man

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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they make me SICK