fresh-calzone
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fresh-calzone · 5 hours ago
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anyway its so nice to be able to hang out with you guys whenever i want for once. what should we do next. how about some karaoke
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fresh-calzone · 6 hours ago
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You always be on that damn tapestry
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fresh-calzone · 8 hours ago
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everyone is always acting like there is some crisis of human interaction with one another because everyone is overly sensitive to how strangers approach them and like. no actually its because nobody has any fucking manners. social etiquette has legitimately vanished. it makes interacting with strangers miserable because people don’t know how to fucking behave in public.
like it is rude to stare. it is rude to point. it is rude to have a loud phone conversation in a quiet place. it’s rude to listen to music or videos or whatever on your device with no headphones on a loud volume, or at any volume in an enclosed or quiet space. these are rude things to do. like i’m sorry while some etiquette is silly, an acceptable level of decorum is necessary to make existing in public bearable for everybody…….it is LITERALLY common courtesy
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fresh-calzone · 8 hours ago
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everyone is always acting like there is some crisis of human interaction with one another because everyone is overly sensitive to how strangers approach them and like. no actually its because nobody has any fucking manners. social etiquette has legitimately vanished. it makes interacting with strangers miserable because people don’t know how to fucking behave in public.
like it is rude to stare. it is rude to point. it is rude to have a loud phone conversation in a quiet place. it’s rude to listen to music or videos or whatever on your device with no headphones on a loud volume, or at any volume in an enclosed or quiet space. these are rude things to do. like i’m sorry while some etiquette is silly, an acceptable level of decorum is necessary to make existing in public bearable for everybody…….it is LITERALLY common courtesy
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fresh-calzone · 9 hours ago
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callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!
callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!
callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi
callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like
callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person
callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/
callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn
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fresh-calzone · 9 hours ago
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Sprays you with a mysterious pink liquid 😘
[IBUPROFEN]
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fresh-calzone · 9 hours ago
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Despite everything the bug scuttles on
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fresh-calzone · 9 hours ago
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Deep sea scum puppies have explored the haunted hovel
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fresh-calzone · 9 hours ago
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dirty puddle fandom RISE UP!!!!!!!
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fresh-calzone · 9 hours ago
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it's probably nothing
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fresh-calzone · 9 hours ago
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simongerman600
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fresh-calzone · 9 hours ago
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I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome
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fresh-calzone · 9 hours ago
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god gave me great tits to distract everyone from all the stupid shit that comes out of my mouth
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fresh-calzone · 9 hours ago
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I showed my friend Finn this forlorn man and his huge shrimp and they said the guy was holding it like a bird and it was as though it had flown over and perched upon his hand. Ever since, I have had fitful sleep and confusing dreams.
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fresh-calzone · 10 hours ago
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fresh-calzone · 10 hours ago
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Pay them better, next question
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fresh-calzone · 13 hours ago
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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
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