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We looked inside some of the posts by fresh-calzone and here's what we found interesting.
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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i think it would be funny if one of the ways that adrien responded to Everything was by becoming the most offline unreachable hermit of all time. no phone no computer nothing. don’t talk to him about ai or instagram brand deals or twitter drama he can’t even receive a text message. if you want to contact him he checks his email once a week at the local library. he also has a flip phone with customized ringtones and no internet connection, and a number he gives out to an extremely select list of people. don’t try to reference a pop culture phenomenon to him he won’t understand it. his flip phone can’t open tiktoks. he’s protecting his peace.
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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling
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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.
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Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.
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Would you let a sensitive white boy into your house?
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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it
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100,000 sad little worms just want to seek refuge in your body for the winter. could you really say no to a face as adorable as this? 🪱
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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when the girl has a penis and is an animal. someone add an image
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