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quick i need nobody to give me $30,000

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"You killed me, great. You feel better now?" You ask as you slowly pull the sword out of your heart and lungs. It's not that it didn't hurt. But you became numb to it over the centuries. Now it's just... Tuesday.

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listing cool stuff I like until I explode

bugs

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Lottie you SCARED ME

they got me again #fuuuuuuuuuck. oh well ill keep blogging anyway

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ripley's believe it or else

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ripleys believe me im fucking trying okay

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every time a scary puppy smiles a normal skeleton gets its bones

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Ever notice how symbols sometimes have information in them? And if you read the symbols the information goes into your mind? What's up with that?

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they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

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Apophatic theologians in crisis after former prominent member insists that he "can imagine God just fine now" and "we just weren't doing it right"

BREAKING NEWS: Pseudo Dionysius the Areopegite quote "figured it out"

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i never stop blogging even when im really upset i just sit there sobbing hitting buttons and reblogging everything

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my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference

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the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

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I had a dream last night where the new thing on tumblr was to post "dreaming so dweetly" along with a pic of someone in an old-timey nightcap when you were getting ready to go to bed, so every night my entire dash was full of stuff like this:

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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language

via reddit.com

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