Random writing ramblings and poorly drawn artwork from a trans lizard lady
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So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.
What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.
Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.
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"restless" — a fantasy comic about names & purpose
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everytime i get dysphoria over my height, im quickly reminded of how freaking tall fromsoft women are, which instantly cures my ailment
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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal
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people say "C4-621 is canonically lobotomized" and "doesn't have a stomach" and "can't even experience G-Forces due to her augments" like these are not deeply attractive traits that make me desire her carnally
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the world deserves more down bad lesbian 621 and ayre and it is CRIMINAL we're not getting any
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“weird how corps will hire you for missions right after you kill a bunch of their own soldiers for their rivals, like do you think they know?”
bro that’s so crazy it’s almost like capitalism alienates us from the product of our labor so in a future where murder is sanctioned under capitalism nobody would even think to hold you accountable when you murder their friends and comrades because it’s “just a job, 621” and it’s literally not your responsibility, you didn’t make the call, you don’t have any agency, you’re just the unlucky dog who did the job and assumed all the risk and put your life on the line bobbing and weaving through enemy artillery and also paying for all your own ammunition and mech repairs cause they don’t even give you that cause you’re an independent contractor, it’s just a job, it pays the bills, specifically the bills from when you literally lobotomized yourself to become an inhuman killing machine for the sake of your career advancement. it’s like nobody holds you accountable because
under capitalism nobody even sees you as a human
y’know?
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most grandest and dearest birthday wishes for my friend@house-of-mirrors! to commemerate the day i have drawn a piece of their oc Orsinio cuddling- i mean er. getting close to for information of course - with Mr Wines ;)
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I see a lot of comics talking about smut vs fluff reactions but I see no one talk about
Vs
IT HURTS ME
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Hello tumblr I heard you like changeling stories
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Absolutely amazing. I would die for her 💘❤️💓💕💖💗💙💚💛💜🖤💝💞💟❣️💌
Reminder that anyone can wear the mask
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my heir & my protégé
[ID: a drawing of two darkest dungeon ocs, amadeus & gottlieb, in the style of the first game. amadeus wears a mask covering the left half of his face & is holding a torch & a rapier. gottlieb is bundled up in a blue blanket. their names are written in text above them. End ID]
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