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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

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FUCK YOU HAIKU BOT how does it feel to be god's favourite, you fuck

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I would proudly serve him 🫡

He poop down my dinner chair.

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Please haiku bot pay. Attention to me and my. Attempts at writing haikus.

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Wait, is Haiku Bot deactivated or does it just not like me????

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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As a french person :

Fuck you I am NOT throwing out my jam and camembert.

im losing my mind