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went to the pub for a drink on my first real day off in over a week and watched the girl behind the bar drop the entire cash drawer on the floor in the middle of the rush and then just stare at it at her feet for like a solid two minutes

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Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

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guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

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you ever have it that the food in your fridge just doesn’t register as food? I have a problem where I’ll eat peanut butter sandwiches repeatedly while having a stuffed fridge bc I look in there and am like “hmmm….but that’s not actual food. cant eat that.”

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what diva wrote this diary

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faraday cages are so funny to me. what are we gonna do about all this dangerous radiation? let's put it in a little dog crate. and it works

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can you imagine being dealt this hand

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Susie Benes: "From Blood, Wings” (2021)

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so i put "wij zijn ook lekker op brood" in google translate to find out which language that was (it's dutch), but because i'm french, it translated it to french first

and i thought oh! so fun! wrong translation! cause op said it means "we're also tasty on bread", but that's not what the french translation says :

Artifact Acquired: Bag of Baked Poppets (cursed)

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friday 13 you know what that means

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you have GOT to be kidding me at this point

Let The Sunshine In (2017) dir. by Claire Denis

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The funny thing about retro MMOs is that if you want to play a fifteen-year-old game, you'll probably have to join a shady third-party server because everything official got shut down ages ago, but if you want to play a thirty-year-old game there's a good chance you can just do that, because like half of those cockroach motherfuckers are still being actively maintained. I just saw a YouTube ad for Tibia.

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Really need that potato of luck actually

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