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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.

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some MORE agatha all along textposts because its almost 7am where i live and i havent slept at all so im making these to try and fall asleep. im fucked

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the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

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youre offline because you have an irl life and miss one load bearing post on here and all of a sudden you dont understand any of the vagues on your dash for the next week

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Rose Tyler’s Interstellar Nokia 3205

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I'll unalive you

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character who;s doomed form the start but not because of tragedy or anything but because they're a woman and their writer is a misogynist

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T-shirt that says ASK ME ABOUT MY FEMSLASH RAREPAIRS on the front and I WILL PAIR UP WOMEN YOUVE NEVER HAD A SINGLE THOUGHT ABOUT on the back

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Little-known fact about my ability… I can’t steal your magic unless you blast me with it. So if you show a little self-restraint, which let’s be honest you’re gonna need to, all that power is yours to keep.

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As a horror guy I vehemently do not support hatred towards romance girlies. Sister genres in my opinion. We both enjoy familiar tropes. We both enjoy interesting relationship dynamics explored between two or more people. We both enjoy werewolves.

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señor scratchy…..where is he!! what happened to him!!!!

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prettybadco

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@pscentral​ event 32: magic Agatha All Along coven + their tarot cards

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I love villains that are the reverse of the idea that the absence of love makes you evil. Villains that love to the point of paranoia and obsession. Villains whose love for someone corrupts them. Love being used for awful, evil things. Using love to justify horrific actions. Anything that breaks down the toxic idea that people who don’t feel love are monsters and those who feel love are always pure and heroic and morally right.

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Agatha All Along + text posts pt 7/?

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In the end, all roads lead to me.

AUBREY PLAZA as RIO VIDAL

AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024)