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Just thought I’d fucking Gnome all my idiot followers

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Starter Call !

Writing inspiration has hit me like a truck so I’m hoping to find some new people to cure my tbosas brain <33

♡ -> Like this post to get a simple starter with a gif !

⟲ -> reblog this post to for a more detailed and plotted starter, would recommend to discuss the plot in DMs beforehand!

{. She’s got a way. She got away.}

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ok... IF i write tonight (i've had half a cup of wine and so it could really be a tossup on if i actually do or not) what is your vote for what i work on?

(racer!billy is still a lil postponed but i'm so excited for vegas weekend that it shouldn't be postponed long at all)

note - the star wars au will be written in a way that you don't need to know pretty much any star wars knowledge to read it haha

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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

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This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

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I am speed

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sorry if this was already made

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So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.

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mariah carey is nearly defrosted and they're playing christmas music in shopping malls