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I see his robot as an absolute win

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little pumpkin thief

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writers wishing they could draw whats in their head 🤝 artists wishing they could write whats in their head

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check out this disc that seemingly manifested itself at my work. it contains:

an illegal copy of Microsoft office

a copy of 7zip and winrar

a keygen that plays the hunger games theme song when opened and has a red button that when you click it just closes the entire program

an informative .txt file that tells you to turn off all the firewall and antivirus on your computer

definitely no viruses

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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

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they made up owls to scare mousegirls into behaving. that won't work on me! im not that gulli-

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me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

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You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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this scene deserved at least 10 emmys 

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I'm so ass at measuring distance that if I woke up in a Saw trap and the only requirement was to "run 30 ft, give or take a foot or two" I would still fuck it up and get slaughtered

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average aging Tumblr adult active here since 2014 when they scroll past werewolf boyfriend posts in the year of our lord 2024

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Discussing baby’s future

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What are they saying?