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anyway

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(full article here)

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An unfathomable amount of money

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The bots are evolving

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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

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"Perhaps we should make our own ubermensch to counter the enemy ubermensch, who are real. The fundamental assumptions of this statement are not worth analyzing."

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Y’all better wish me a happy birthday! 🥺

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“its been a long week” me on a Tuesday

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There should be no billionaires.

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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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Let me get that for you, I say seductively, pulling on a door that says push 😏💋

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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I need a homoerotic experience to happen to me... now!

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*Tips wings*

M'neuver

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Gah, me too