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The Randomizer
#burning hands and nathair's mischief#im gonna burn down my place of employment#and maybe itll smell like apple pie after
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if i was tortellini filled with ricotta and they dunked me in a big tub of marinara i wouldnt fight bac
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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?
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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"
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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.
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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
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Mutuals in different timezones:
Turn based friendship
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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this
Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.
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reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that they are deserving of love and affection
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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
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to my trans followers, please keep existing. I love you all.
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greco-roman wrestling is gay porn for straight men, wwe is drag shows for straight men
You do have a point, anon, you do have a point indeed...
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i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.
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What if we gave universal healthcare to everyone who wanted it and everyone else who didn't can just keep getting scammed by these companies for some reason
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Girls will be boys
Boys will be girls
Fascists will 💖 be shot💖
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