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Imma get my keys

DID U SEE THE GIRL THAT BODYSHAMING E APOLOGIZE?!? that shit made me giggle😌

I was trying to find the tweet because I seen people talking about it on the timeline but I can’t find it

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A New Calling

Characters: Y/n, Azazel, Izzy

Pairing: Azazel x Y/n (NEUTRAL READER)

Warnings: Angst, mentions of death, grieving, betrayal, evilness…

Word count: 700

Summary: After a whole year, you know what needs to be done.

A/N: Ok, so…I don’t know…I just wanted to write one more fic with him…and this idea happened…Hope u like it!! Gif made by me…

“Hey, y/n”.

You could already feel the pity rolling off her-the only person who actually remembered, it seemed.

Not a single person had mentioned his name. Not to spare your feelings, but because they’d obviously forgotten about him.

“Iz”, you greeted tersely.

She perched herself on your desk, scanning over the screen-pages of information you’d collected about Azazel on display.

“You wanna go for a walk?” she asked.

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As You Wish...

Pairing: Jay x Son of the Genie!Reader

Original request: “Hi! Can you make a Jay x Male reader where the reader is the son of the genie. Like basically a bunch of auradon boys mess around with kids lamp always using him to grant them wishes. So one day while the lamp is alone Jay steals it idk.”

A/N: I LOVE this idea! Hope you enjoy it, anon!

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aaaaa omg i love u, i have a request may you do one where it’s saiki x male!reader, but reader is taller than saiki(cause you know saiki is only 5'5) and reader uses it as an advantage(but doesn’t get to far) thank you! and have a nice day

Awww thank you hunny!! I’m so so so sorry this is all super late 😔😔

I was originally gonna base this off what happened in the library in the reawakened series but I’m not sure if everyone is caught up or has seen it so I didn’t want to spoil it for anyone. 🥺👉👈

-Jenni 💚

Shut Up [Saiki K. x Tall Male!Reader]

Kusuo was one who didn’t care for his appearance, height, and all that nonsense. He didn’t take pride in being tall, even when he really wasn’t ,and couldn’t careless about being short.

At least that’s how he was before he started dating him. His boyfriend, [Y/n] [L/n], standing at a proud 6’0, roughly almost a half foot taller than the psychic himself. Of course it wasn’t a bother when they had first begun dating, however, as the months passed and the closer they got, that’s when [Y/n]’s teasing has slowly begun.

“So today after school, right?” A [h/c] haired male asked his short boyfriend who merely nodded as a response.

Pouting, he stood up once the ball had rung, and he began to pack up his left over lunch as break was over, Saiki only watching his boyfriend doing so from his seat.

Bending down quite a bit, [Y/n] couldn’t help but notice, once again, the height difference between himself and his pink haired boyfriend. Nonetheless, it didn’t sop his from pressing a quick kiss to the psychic’s lips and grinning as he did so once he pulled away. The sly yet wide and playful grin that spread across [Y/n]’s lips made Kusuo know why he was so smug, and it didn’t take his psychic powers to see why, his could he not realize it?

Kusuo would never admit it out loud, especially to his boyfriend, but he too took notice of their height difference, how could he not, but he actually quite enjoyed it. He somehow loved how his lovable (not that he would ever call him that out loud) boyfriend practically towered over him. Interrupting his darkest thoughts, [Y/n] pressed another kiss, this time on Saiki’s cheek, as a goodbye as he bolted out the classroom to get to his own just as the rest of the students of Saiki’s class had started walking in.

After classes had ended, the teen esper waited quietly and patiently in the library, the soft sounds of pages being turned, soft scribbles, and soft murmurs of the mindless thoughts of the other occupants of the library provided a calm and serene aura to the place. At least until the loud and creaky hinges of the heavy door to the library was heard and disrupted the serenity, afterwards as Kusuo suspected, his boyfriend happily waking in and towards him.

Having spot the male, [Y/n] grinned more as he walked to him and placed his school bag down on the table and pressed a gentle kiss on his boyfriend’s cheek.

“Did I keep you waiting long?” He asked, leaning against the desk, [e/c] eyes peering into Saiki’s own magenta ones that hid behind his green tinted glasses.

Kusuo shook his head as he looked at [Y/n] strangely when the male held his hand up and tapped at his fingers-

Oh

Saiki rolled his eyes as he dug out his germanium ring from his bag and slipped it on, the thoughts from his boyfriend, the librarians, from everyone was gone. It had gone quiet.

Looking up at the [h/c] haired male, Kusuo saw that he was still smiling, yet now he didn’t know why and the thought honestly made him a little concerned. Yet deciding to ignore it, Kusuo brushed it off and walked off towards one of the many aisles stalked with bookshelves. Glancing back behind him, Saiki saw [Y/n] following him, his head slightly tilted, kind of reminding him of an overgrown puppy.

Of course Kusuo didn’t need books of any sort for the assignment he unfortunately had to help his [h/c] haired lover with, but for some strange reason, he was told that he wanted to “pass this thing with hard work and not leech off my all powerful boyfriend.” It was already sounding fishy, but Kusuo agreed nonetheless.

Peering and looking among all the books, Kusuo looked up and stopped, he tensed up as he turned his head back when he felt another body pressed against his back. He didn’t expect that. Frowning, he looked at his boyfriend who had a mischievous grin on his face. Kusuo couldn’t help but feel quite flustered at the sudden closeness but as well as feeling embarrassed to not seeing that of course [Y/n] would have planned to do something like that. Why else would his boyfriend had him wear the ring?

Glancing up, he could see that [Y/n] had his arm raised and held him up against the space where no books were at, lucky him, the psychic thought. And Kusuo mentally cursed.

With how close [Y/n] was, Kusuo could feel the soft breaths against the nape of his neck, he could feel the growing warmth from him and himself, and he glared at the ground before he jolted and stood straight once feeling hands resting on his hips.

Kusuo could practically feel [Y/n]’s smile as he felt the other male suddenly press the tenderest of kiss just behind the psychic’s ear, making his face flush.

Now, Saiki wasn’t one to blush or get flustered easily, but that damned ring was making him so jumpy and prone to getting caught is small situations like as such. Kusuo glared at his smug boyfriend who only grinned cheekily. He had enough, Kusuo slipped the ring off and turned around to face his tall boyfriend and then just pushed him away. It made [Y/n] pout but the male only followed Kusuo and when he was going to reach out and pick up his shorter boyfriend, the psychic only moved to the side making the taller male stumble and fall.

“You took the ring off.” [Y/n] pouted as he looked up at his boyfriend who now stood over him.

“I did. You only wanted me to wear it for that, huh?” Saiki retorted.

[Y/n] only snorted, “If you took the ring off you should know then.”

Rolling his eyes Kusuo only stepped over his boyfriend who still laid on the floor to go back and get the book he was looking at before he was interrupted.

“You still aren’t y’all enough to get that book, you know?”

“I know that.”

“Then why are you staring at it longingly?”

“Good grief, just shut up.”

“Make me.”

Kusuo turned and was met with his boyfriend standing behind him once again, a fair amount of space between them this time, and he had that same cheeky smile on his face.

“Just grab the book.” Kusuo growled, rolling his eyes.

Ahhh I hope this was good enough for you sweetie! I couldn’t post this sooner since I couldn’t find it and thought I had lost it.

I might rewrite the ending however. I really hope this was good enough. I’m sorry if it wasn’t exactly what you wanted. 😔🤧

I might also make some headcannons based off this for a better explanation of how the relationship would be.

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Echidnas in Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

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“Peter Benjamin Parker...I’m here with a school trip” nervous baby 🥺

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extra arc for all you inosuke stans

- chapter 71.5

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My friend said “the typewriter is urs if u can fix it”

and after about an hour and a half of tinkering, i finally did it, and this was the first thing i made and sent to him

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I Just Wanna Know

Request: Yes or No

Yeah

Only time you ever call me

Is when you feelin' like

"Don't nobody else wanna listen"

When's the last time you saw me?

You probably don't remember that

'Cause that was back then, you were different

I don't wanna hear the sorries

I'm tired of all the talkin'

To be honest, I would rather see a difference

(Y/N) worked on his math homework, bumping his head to the music. He felt his phone vibrate and lowered the sound, picking it up and answering it.

"What's up?"

"Hey." (Y/N) frowned, looking at the contact name. Sweet Pea.

"What do you want?"

"I just... I'm sor-" (Y/N) put his phone down after hanging up. Sweet Pea only ever called to complain or try to get a booty call.

Yeah, you pass me in the hallway

But you ain't say a word to me

Lately, all I ever feel is distant

You don't care that you lost me

What's wrong with ya?

Had a picture of you sittin' on the dash in the car with me

Now it's in my closet with the other ones

Sittin' in a box I don't wanna open up

(Y/N) headed down the hall, passing his old group of friends. He glanced at them, making eye contact with his ex. Neither said a word to each other. (Y/N) continued down the hall, leaving the school and walking over to his car. He opened it and got in, shuffling through it as he looked for a paper. (Y/N) blinked when a picture fell into his view. He picked it up. It was of him and Sweet Pea as kids. (Y/N) sighed and put it away, making a mental note to take it out when he got home.

"(Y/N)!" The male flinched when Reggie suddenly appeared at his passenger window.

"Fuck me, dude..." He whispered, glaring at him playfully. Reggie had nothing against (Y/N), even if he was a Serpent. Maybe because Reggie hated Sweet Pea. (Y/N) unlocked the doors, raising his brows as Reggie got into the car.

"What?" Reggie grinned.

"Give me a ride home, please." (Y/N) scoffed, rolling his eyes.

"Ten dollars." Reggie groaned softly.

"But I need them!"

"Pay up, Reg."

You took it all from me

Told me you would die for me

Yeah, all you ever do is lie to me

Wish that I could say that this has come as surprise to me

Told me that I never took the time

And now you ain't got the time for me, yeah

"Hey, (Y/N)?" The male looked up from his phone, mentally screaming.

"Yeah?" He tilted his head. Sweet Pea crossed his arms.

"What were you doing with that Bulldog?" He asked. (Y/N) shrugged.

"Giving him a ride." He replied, yawning afterward. Sweet Pea shook his head.

"Bulldogs can't be trusted-"

"What are they? Liers?" (Y/N) asked. That hit a nerve for both of them.

"At least they won't lie about who they're with and if they've been seeing someone behind your back." (Y/N) mumbled, looking back down at his phone as he heard Sweet Pea sigh deeply.

I just wanna know oh, oh, oh, oh

When did you get so cold? Oh, oh, oh

What happened to your soul? Oh, oh, oh

Don't you see me? (See me, see me)

"I do wanna know something though." (Y/N) called out as Sweet Pea started walking away. Sweet Pea turned around, looking at him.

"What happened? What made you do that?" (Y/N) asked. Sweet Pea stayed motionless and stotic for a while, deep in thought.

"I don't know. I... Grew out of it." Out of what? (Y/N)? Love? (Y/N) hummed, nodding.

"Right."

Yeah

We used to talk like best friends

I remember that

I guess I don't know what happened to us

Now you got me questionin' what trust is

You told me you would be there for me

Yeah, but you ain't really mean it, did ya?

Now you wanna jump ship

Leave me here alone

Well, I'm used to it

Everybody else did

(Y/N) had known that Sweet Pea had been cheating on him before he even had any evidence. The glances at Josie, accusations, constantly returning stinking of perfume. What came as a shocker after their breakup was the silence. Toni, Fangs, Jug, and even Betty quit talking with him. Made him wonder if they were even his friends to begin with. The only one who took pity on him was Cheryl, shockingly enough. After the whole breakup and multiple endings to his friendships, (Y/N) got a couple of trust issues. He wondered if Cheryl and Reggie liked him at all.

"Earth to (Y/N)!" Reggie snapped his fingers in his face. (Y/N) blinked, smacking his fingers away. Reggie chuckled.

"Welcome back, astronaut, how was your trip?" Reggie asked. (Y/N) sucked his teeth, rolling his eyes.

"You're so annoying." He mumbled. Reggie grinned.

"You still love my abs though." He reminded, raising his shirt a bit and earning a kick. (Y/N) laughed softly, picking up a fry and eating it.

Who you havin' fun with?

Don't tell me, I don't wanna know

Every time I ask, I just feel sick

You're the one that jumped in

Told me you had feelings

Now you tryna tell me that is not true

I ain't gotta clue who I'm lookin' at right now

But I know the person that I'm lookin' at is not you

(Y/N) looked out the window, smile faltering when he saw Sweet Pea. Reggie followed his gaze.

"Wanna get out of here? Shoot some hoops?" Reggie asked. (Y/N) nodded, watching Reggie pay before they left Pop's. (Y/N) felt someone gently shove him. He turned around, facing the Bulldog who was already backing up with a playful smile. He laughed softly, shooting his arm out and grabbing Reggie and tickling him. Reggie laughed, wiggling free and jogging towards the car. (Y/N) heard a snort and looked at Sweet Pea. The male shook his head in disappointment.

Yeah, they say that you are who you hang with

Maybe that's the reason you been changin'

Maybe that's the reason why I'm feelin' like you're dangerous

And every time we talk it's like I'm talkin' to a stranger, ah

Reggie huffed, having enough.

"What the fuck is your problem?" He asked. Sweet Pea accepted the challenge.

"You, mutt." He sneered, getting in Reggie's face. (Y/N) swallowed, already knowing a fight would break up if they continued.

"Come on, Reg." He said. Reggie glanced back towards him. Sweet Pea took the opportunity and shoved Reggie, punching him. Reggie recovered and swung back at him.

"Hey! Hey!" Everyone quickly broke the two up, (Y/N) dragging Reggie back to the car and checking his bruised lip.

"He-"

"Hit you first, I have eyes, Reg." (Y/N) said, getting the med kit he had in his car. Sweet Pea was aggressive and short tempered but he usually never actually fought without being hit first or provoked. (Y/N) was glad he had broken up with him.

I just wanna know, oh, oh, oh

When did you get so cold? Oh, oh, oh

What happened to your soul? Oh, oh, oh

Don't you see me? (See me, see me)

I thought that we were close, oh, oh

But now that door is closed, oh, oh

(Y/N) looked back at Sweet Pea, seeing him holding his nose. He turned back to Reggie, tending to his lip.

"Kiss it to make it better?" (Y/N) looked at Reggie, not sure if he heard him correctly.

"Reg, it'll probably make it worse." (Y/N) pointed out, shaking his head with a small smile. Reggie pouted, wincing afterward. (Y/N) sighed heavily.

"So childish." He mumbled, pecking Reggie's lip. Reggie perked up.

"One more."

"No."

"Make it feel better!"

"I did!"

"No, that wasn't even a proper kiss!"

"Fine! Fine!"

When did we lose control? Oh, oh, oh

Guess you don't need me (Need me, need me)

I just wanna know, oh, oh, oh

When did you get so cold? Oh, oh, oh

What happened to your soul? Oh, oh, oh

Don't you see me? (See me, see me)

I thought that we were close, oh, oh

But now that door is closed, oh, oh

When did we lose control? Oh, oh, oh

Guess you don't need me (Need me, need me)

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Hey OP........YOU SHARING THAT GARLIMK 🍞 right

garlimk bread (:

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2016 vs 2019

I couldn’t read the older version anymore because it was just too ugly to look at. I had to redraw it because McCree is too cute to resist.

Look at him being so proud of himself. It’s just too easy to mess with his favorite archer.

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found some i haven’t posted yet

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sfdasd i’m screaming

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Has this joke been done yet?

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Mini Mers try Pizza!

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H2O: Just Add Water {Sentence Starters}

“So have you decided what time for the party tonight?”

“Just because I’ve got these powers doesn’t mean I’m amazing.”

“So, we’re floating, it’s not like we’re sinking.”

“Lighten up, he doesn’t suspect a thing.”

“Why is everything sweet and nice all the time?”

“That doesn’t mean we’re married, does it?”

“Hey, I don’t frolic. I glide.”

“Maybe she/he doesn’t like you. Did you think about that?”

“Anything I can do to get under his skin can’t be a bad thing, can it?”

“What makes you think there’s anything wrong?”

“I am not some lackey, I am not some all purpose-servant.”

“Whatever happens, we’re in this together.”

“I’d change my name and go to the country, but that’s just me.”

“I don’t care about you frolicking with the dolphins.”

“I know how much you like it. Here.”

“At least try and pretend you’re having fun.”

“She hangs round with you, so her standards must be pretty low.”

“Don’t you remember what it was like to be a kid?”

“Why would _____ want to waste her/his breath talking to you?”

“So that’s the thanks I get? I gotta say it hurts, it hurts right here.”

“Maybe you could try showing a little trust!”

“You were meant to stay up top and throw down a rope or something.”

“I don’t interfere with your lives, so stay out of mine.”

“You’re self-centered, you’re vain, you’re disgustingly rich.”

“Friends don’t give each other ultimatums.”

“If anything happens to him, it’ll be your fault!”

“I’m on a hunt and if I find what I’m looking for, I’ll rewrite the history books.”

“Stay right were you are. We don’t want to have to hurt you.”

“Where would you hide if you were a little kid?”

“AH! Why are my pants on fire?!”

“I tend to see the glass as being half full, you tend to see the glass as being something to hit people with!”

“Sick people make me feel- well, sick.”

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H2O: Just Add Water {Sentence Starters}

“So have you decided what time for the party tonight?”

“Just because I’ve got these powers doesn’t mean I’m amazing.”

“So, we’re floating, it’s not like we’re sinking.”

“Lighten up, he doesn’t suspect a thing.”

“Why is everything sweet and nice all the time?”

“That doesn’t mean we’re married, does it?”

“Hey, I don’t frolic. I glide.”

“Maybe she/he doesn’t like you. Did you think about that?”

“Anything I can do to get under his skin can’t be a bad thing, can it?”

“What makes you think there’s anything wrong?”

“I am not some lackey, I am not some all purpose-servant.”

“Whatever happens, we’re in this together.”

“I’d change my name and go to the country, but that’s just me.”

“I don’t care about you frolicking with the dolphins.”

“I know how much you like it. Here.”

“At least try and pretend you’re having fun.”

“She hangs round with you, so her standards must be pretty low.”

“Don’t you remember what it was like to be a kid?”

“Why would _____ want to waste her/his breath talking to you?”

“So that’s the thanks I get? I gotta say it hurts, it hurts right here.”

“Maybe you could try showing a little trust!”

“You were meant to stay up top and throw down a rope or something.”

“I don’t interfere with your lives, so stay out of mine.”

“You’re self-centered, you’re vain, you’re disgustingly rich.”

“Friends don’t give each other ultimatums.”

“If anything happens to him, it’ll be your fault!”

“I’m on a hunt and if I find what I’m looking for, I’ll rewrite the history books.”

“Stay right were you are. We don’t want to have to hurt you.”

“Where would you hide if you were a little kid?”

“AH! Why are my pants on fire?!”

“I tend to see the glass as being half full, you tend to see the glass as being something to hit people with!”

“Sick people make me feel- well, sick.”