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Reblog to kill it faster

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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dASH CANONICALLY CALLED DANNY A TWINK????????????????

just thought to share the very surprised feeling i had like 5 seconds ago upon hearing “now that that twink is out of the way”

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SQUABBLE UP! SQUABBLE UP! SQUABBLE UP!

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Could Danny Phantom beat homelander?

Phantom possesses superhuman strength, agility, speed, durability and flexibility, intangibility, invisibility, flight, and ecto energy manipulation.

Homelander possesses superhuman abilities such as flight, super strength, super durability, and super hearing.

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An essay about how we're screwed, but not as much as we think

I have seen some posts here (including one which I reblogged) about needing to erase one’s internet footprint for the new administration or sites promoting queer representation going under. While many Americans will need to be more cautious with mainstream communication channels (such as social media, texting, and WhatsApp), it appears some people are unaware of how moral conservatism works in American society.

Here is the hidden motto of America’s “moral guardians”: It’s only a problem if it’s in the public eye.

What this means is, assuming Trump gets the executive control he wants, mainstream social media will be censored, as well as Hollywood potentially. His administration will make a fool out of themselves if they try to openly censor mainstream news outlets, but his associates have more subtle ways to diminish their powers of resistance. Additionally, stuff posted on social media and WhatsApp could be used by state police to enforce anti-abortion and anti-LGBT laws.

This is terrifying, and cause for enormous concern. However, there is concern that this will extend to any website supporting abortion or queer people, and that (hopefully) is not the case. Remember the motto: It’s only a problem if it’s in the public eye. Pornography and queer media flourished underground even when there were moral guardians and the nation as a whole had more conservative values, and they will continue to do so in the internet age.

There are a few reasons for this, but what might be the most important one is simple: The larger a group of repressive moral guardians, the more repressed they will be, and the more hypocritical they will act. There will be 49 Senators and 220 Representatives aligned with the Republican Party, and many executive government staff subservient to Trump’s will. There is no way that none of them watch gay porn or read queer ships on AO3. I suspect that any bill or executive decision designed to purge the internet of these sites will be quietly nerfed or barely enforced.

TLDR: Your porn and fanfics are probably safe. Of course, I could be wrong, in which case this post will land me in the gulag.

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Republicans carve up a good Democratic econony to reward the worst oligarchs.

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small relationship tip:

if you’ve got someone in your life who apologises for a lot, instead of constantly telling them that they don’t have to apologise for that thing, slip in a couple ‘thank you’s or other small compliments.

“I’m sorry I can’t talk about that right now.” -> “thanks for establishing a boundary.”

“sorry I won’t be home for dinner” -> “I’m glad you’re able to go out and spend time with friend/treat yourself/etc.”

“I’m sorry I vented so much” -> “thank you for trusting me with this.”

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the most depressing part is that it's not even kamala's stance on genocide that is costing her the elections. i wish it were. it's people genuinely shifting for trump. but it's the pro-palestine movement that's going to get the blame for it.

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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

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Tomatoes are the halfas of the plant kingdom!

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

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There's my portal

As i said on @bet-on-me-13 'Where is my portal' post, here is my short about their idea. please enjoy.

Danny sipped his coffee, slowly shuffling towards his lab. It had been a long time since he had a ‘run on two coffees and some ecto’ weekend but here he was, Monday morning, on his way to work.

He really wanted to be in bed but he had bills to pay.

Quietly he shuffled into his lab, which he found oddly drafty and oddly bright, considering he hadn’t turned on the lights yet. After flicking them on he moved on towards his desk, passing a big gaping hole in the wall and—

Danny paused, shuffled backwards a bit and then looked at the place where his portal used to be. For a long moment he just looked, then did a slow blink and took another sip of coffee.

After making sure that his portal, including parts of the wall, were really gone, he let out a sigh and held his face. “Who the fuck stole my door?”

With a sigh he pushed his bangs out of his face and walked to his PC, to check the security footage of his Cameras. For once it wasn’t Vlad who stole his shit, Vlad at least had the courtesy to leave a note that he ‘borrowed’ something. It was safe to say that he was surprised to find the footage gone. There weren't many people that could hack through Tucker's programing.

Danny sat there, looking at the black screen of his PC for a long moment before thinking aloud. “Okay, we have one or more people who can; One, break through Tuckers firewalls. Two, physically move a portal weighing around ten tons and, Three, knows their way around Arcane Runes so as to not cause a mass ghost invasion.”

He thought about it for a minute before throwing his hands up. “Fuck this, I’m just going to use the other side to find it.” He got out of his chair before transforming. 

Danny focused his power into one of his fingers before poking the air in front of him, the tip of it pierced the fabric of space which he then used to rip it open. He quickly flew through the tear before it sealed again. Despite Wulf teaching him how to do it he still sucked at it, which was the main reason he built his portal.

Once in the Zone he looked around for it. He found it after over two hours of searching, which only served to piss him off to the point where he began muttering curses under his breath.

Standing in front of it, he gave it a quick inspection. After inspecting the Runes, Danny had to admit that, whoever had stolen it, knew his way around them. They pretty much locked out anyone not authorized and or approved by the Caster. Too bad for them, Danny had the ‘Masterkey’ and went through anyway.

John Constantine was holding his face, quietly counting to ten. Neither smoking nor drinking would help in this situation. After reaching fifty he ran his hands over his head, looking at the assembled brigade of idiots in front of him.

“Okay, let me get this straight.” He started, “You,” he pointed at Batman, “found an ‘unknown energy signature’ and went to investigate. Then you found a high security lab with had an active portal to ‘who knows where’ and your first decision was to fucking steal it?!?!”

Superman moved forward, opening his mouth to counter but Constantine didn't let him. “AND you moron helped him steal it, not to mention you!” he pointed at flash, “Help install it here, in the watchtower, without telling anyone from JLD about it?”

Flash looked a bit sheepish at him. “Well, in my defense I didn’t know it was stolen.”

Constantine wanted to bash his head against the next closest bulkhead, maybe that would help.

“Okay, okay.” Constantine facepalmed, trying to stop the aneurysm from building up more.

A deep chill suddenly filled the air and sent goosebumps all over his back, “Oh this is just getting better and better.” Constantine reached into his pocket for a warding charm, before turning around and swearing. He stopped swearing when he saw who had come through. “Oh, hey Phantom.”

“Constantine, why the fuck did you steal my portal?” Danny wasn’t even pissed anymore. He knew the English drunktard too well to blame him. Granted he was obnoxious, didn’t pay back his debt and came whenever it suited him, but Danny liked the man. He didn’t exasperate problems and always did what was necessary.

“Look, I didn’t.” He then threw a thumb over his shoulder, “Those morons did.”

“Constantine, do you know this entity?” Batman already looked on high alert.

“Excuse you! I have a name. And that is my Portal. Explain why it isn't where it is supposed to be.”

“The sensors of the Watchtower found an unknown energy signature, upon investigation we found an unsecured pathway to a different dimension, so we secured it.”

Danny stared at Batman for a solid minute, then simply said, “Oh I'm going to sue your ass so hard your grandkids will feel it.”