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Back On My Bullshit
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Arcane, Gravity Falls, 9-1-1, Malevolent Podcast, Hobbit/LOTR, Sonic, Lego Monkie Kid, Good Omens, Sanders Sides, Loki (specifically Lokius), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Our Flag Means Death, and Welcome to Night Vale. Aroace Genderqueer, 20, any pronouns
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free-the-fandom · 9 hours ago
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today is an important day to remember this poem 💙
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List of Names
A list full of names you can use for your stories.
Fantasy Names Part I
Fantasy Names Part II
Fantasy Names Part III
Dark Academia Names (Girls)
Dark Academia Names (Boys)
Dark Academia Names (Genderneutral)
German Names (Girls)
German Names (Boys)
German Names (Genderneutral)
Random Names Part I
Random Names Part II
Random Names Part III
Random Names Part IV
Random Names Part V
Random Names Part VI
Random Names Part VII
Random Names Part VIII
Random Names Part IX
Random Names Part X
Random Names Part XI
Names with Cute Nicknames (Girls)
Names with Cute Nicknames (Boys)
Mythological Names Part I
Mythological Names Part II
Botanical Names Part I
Botanical Names Part II
Pet Names
Celestial Pet Names
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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
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Tom and Maddie are actually so cool. They’re this childless couple in their mid forties with the sweetest dog living their best life and then this blue alien crashes into their life and they’re just like “You know what? Hell yeah” and take him in as their son, deciding to also stay in their little town instead moving to the big city like they planned with no complaints whatsoever. AND THEN these two other aliens crash into their life, one of them trying to killed their blue son, and they just decide to adopt them as well. Not even ONCE taking a step back to go “This is NOT what we signed up for” instead deciding to just accept that this is their life now. I love them so much.
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free-the-fandom · 10 hours ago
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something something movie maria and game maria are two sides of the same coin in terms of tragedy
one one hand, we have game maria. she was always going to die young, due to her NIDS. she never saw earth and her only family she was in direct contact with was her grandpa, but then one day she gets a baby brother. a baby brother made specially for her. a baby brother she loves more than anything.
on the other hand, we have movie maria. she was always going to have her whole life ahead of her. she lived on earth and got to see the stars from below and play like a kid. then one day, the day she moves into the military base, she meets an alien. she messes around with him. he becomes her new baby brother. they play together, sit under the stars, watch movies.
then the gun raid happens.
game maria sacrifices herself. she sacrifices herself for her baby brother to save him. she lets him lead her to the pods before she seals him in the only one. she knows that only one of them can make it out and that even if she makes it to earth she won't last, so she saves her baby brother because she loves him so much. her death was slower and gave her time to say goodbye. her dying words are a goodbye to him.
movie maria didn't even know what was happening. shes watching movies with her brother and her grandfather suddenly comes in and tells them they have to run. she asks what's going on, and her grandfather says that people are trying to take her baby brother, so she holds his hand tight and runs with him. then, when the exit is in sight, someone yells to not shoot, a gunshot, then an explosion. she dies almost instantly. she doesn't get a chance to say goodbye, to comfort her baby brother.
game shadow always knew there was a possibility of losing maria. movie shadow never even thought of the possibility.
edit: I was NOT expecting this many people to like and rb this glad to know I made you cry :D
2nd edit: 1K NOTES???? WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
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So. I just finished The Magnus Archives.
You’re telling me that Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, began his journey from such a place of uncertainty and desperation to prove himself worthy of the title, and ended as the embodiment of everything that tormented him?
You’re telling me that Martin Blackwood, who held so much love for the people around him, unintentionally paved the way for his lover’s desperate martyrdom?
You’re telling me Jon was marked for this from childhood, manipulated by forces older and greater than civilization to bring such harm upon the world that the only solution he could see was to end it?
You’re telling me there was no escape for them?
You’re telling me they could have lived happily together, but they could never have taken that path because it lies contrary to who they are?
You’re telling me Jon and Martin had everything and everyone slowly and agonizingly ripped away from them until they had nothing left but each other, until neither one could fathom surviving without the other?
You’re telling me that Martin and Jon kissed at the center of a collapsing reality, then Martin felt the life leave Jon’s body as he stabbed the only living person he loved?
You’re telling me there is a chance they are Somewhere Else, but that would mean they never escaped the Fears and never will?
You’RE TELLING ME-
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free-the-fandom · 10 hours ago
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It was Lee Majdoub's idea for Stone to call Tails adorable 😭😭😭
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anyway i’m still awake and thinking about what i think is so appealing to me about jon and martin is that i want to be a horrible rotten thing and loved anyway. i want to be the wretched loud screaming creature untethered from reality with no way back and nothing masking my jagged edges anymore. No rubber corner guard, no cushioned words. I want to say “I am about to walk into hell,” and for them to say “i’ve already packed us two bags.”
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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them
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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes
what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink
and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages
every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink
anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands
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poor phil if I was mistaken for the dad of a guy four years younger than me AND told I looked like mgk WHILE bleeding out of my ass?? no wonder he looked so grumpy in the WAD hat pic they just kept kicking him
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i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about anything else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.
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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎
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New York City, 1970s
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