⭐just your friendly neighborhood stoner⭐ twenty | libra | nursing major | pierced & tatted | gay enough
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@ask-again-later Grass flavored jelly beans but in a good way
Reblog and I’ll tell you what candy you’d be based on your blog
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in 1978, sanrio made a crocodile called big challenges. he was never used for anything.
he believes that you can overcome your own big challenges !
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Get lost in the woods ↟↟↟
(We actually did get lost here, but it was fun seeing who has better navigation skills - me, I do)
Instagram.com/ouijaye 🍄
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Man: Hi can I get a haircut?
Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.
Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.
Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.
Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.
Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.
Man: what do you mean?
Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.
Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.
Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.
Man: So there’s no one available right now?
Me:
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gentle reminder
hey, please try your best to notice when you’re putting yourself down today, and work towards bringing yourself up instead
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I keep dreaming about marrying my gf but it's like Whoa brain calm down I ain't got money to wife her rn
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one of the first sketches of spongebob by stephen hillenburg
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The Papa John’s slogan (Better ingredients, better pizza) could also be used as a proverb suggesting that improving the small pieces of ones life leads to an overall happier existence
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this is my cover of king princess’s upper west side judge me mercilessly
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