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Thanks, I just wanted to let everyone know that there are still some great hidden gems that clever web surfers can find on the net
pork.com
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“apjvff’s not gonna fuck u bro”
i will.
thank you for defending me.
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I don’t even wake up hungry but food dreams have me waking up wanting to eat my earbud. A delicious bite-sized morsel…
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Situation. urgent.
Hey gang, i need help real bad.Seriously, life is like really tough for me rigt now. So,pretty much, some doushe bag ran into me in a drunk driving incident and now im having some real bad money problems.
This is all cuz i was out getting some drinks with my fwb & and it was night time and real dark & shit so when i tried to merge (thought nobody was there) some idiot was right there,apparently.
Thankfully i got out real easy cuz only the driver of the other car and my buddy got hurt since he was givin me crazy car head & smashed his head on my wheel & got a concussion i think.
The other drive is still in a coma & his psycho ass wife keeps bitching at me bout how i gotta pay for everuthing which i think might be illegal from the harassment act
It was real ugly and basically im traumatized by The blood & shit & that guys banshee ass wife who isnt even pretty by the way has kind of traumatised me.
Pretty much, im not really insured so i got to pay for everything from my pockets,which, is very close to empty.
My booze is running out to which is pretty bad & shitty cuz i gotta drink to deal with the pain snce i dont even vibe with therapist bull shit.
Pretty much, even if i had the money to numb my pain with DIY/tradional medicine i cant even drive w/o keeping a breathalyzer in my car now which im prety sure is rigged as fucked since even if i only drank a litle bit it still fails.
Pretty much,i need at least $1500 to pay up for the my treatment, gettig my ride sexy again,and rent cuz my land lord keeps skull fuckign my ass cuz i dont have a reliable gig rn so he wont even give me another month extension to pay.
Situation urgent.I know life is like a box of chocolates & shit but please help so i can keep being fckin awesome!!!
Pic of my truck.Mechanic said its gonna cost a fortune to fix.thank fuck this wasnt my house lol i would be in lots of trouble
Btw, here are two creatures lol. Im gonna have to get them killed if i dont get money by the way since kibbles so expensive rn cuz of the 🇺🇦⚔️🇷🇺 war i think,so maybe U can think about that
Cash app: $pjack9
GOAL: 0/$5000
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hi i’m an easily swayed eternally loyal thrall looking to be commanded unto the end of time itself
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Polls are still open so I think we’re good
Dad gave me some powerful liberal drip to wear to the polls tomorrow
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We got a random spike supposed to fall from thin air out of the sky onto you and instantly kill you scheduled for tonight Please be standing outside by 8pm
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can someone explain to me the purpose of the “post privately” feature
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After receiving my Trigun omnibus I skimmed some pages and politely bowed and left my room.
ok I did the trigun walk. This site sucks anyways
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