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me, watching every episode of Yellowjackets S3:

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me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

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" so it's a good time to go to Danica Patrick-" WRONG! it's never a good time to go to Danica Patrick

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one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

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welcome back girl with a pearl earring

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ocon is like the anti kmag. kmag will lie down and die for nico hulkenberg no matter what crimes he must commit on the way. ocon will die trying to kill pierre gasly

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing

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everyone says they remember where they were when princess diana died, when 9/11 happened, when jfk was assassinated… i will remember where i was when i found out lewis hamilton was going to ferrari.

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gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

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god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

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are you mad at me. have you been mad at me. will you be mad at me. when will you be mad at me

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girls will literally say "i should go to bed" and stay up for another two hours

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god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period