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freddoneptune · 2 months
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me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight
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freddoneptune · 3 months
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" so it's a good time to go to Danica Patrick-" WRONG! it's never a good time to go to Danica Patrick
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freddoneptune · 3 months
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one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.
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freddoneptune · 4 months
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welcome back girl with a pearl earring
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freddoneptune · 4 months
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ocon is like the anti kmag. kmag will lie down and die for nico hulkenberg no matter what crimes he must commit on the way. ocon will die trying to kill pierre gasly
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freddoneptune · 5 months
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freddoneptune · 5 months
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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freddoneptune · 5 months
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I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing
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freddoneptune · 5 months
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freddoneptune · 8 months
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everyone says they remember where they were when princess diana died, when 9/11 happened, when jfk was assassinated… i will remember where i was when i found out lewis hamilton was going to ferrari.
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freddoneptune · 1 year
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gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 
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freddoneptune · 1 year
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god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home
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freddoneptune · 1 year
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are you mad at me. have you been mad at me. will you be mad at me. when will you be mad at me
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freddoneptune · 1 year
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girls will literally say "i should go to bed" and stay up for another two hours
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freddoneptune · 1 year
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god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period
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freddoneptune · 1 year
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could you do some blaise zabini x male! reader and reader is a sibling of one of he golden trio?
Fuck yes, the tensssiiooonnnn!!! I seperate it into each one because I couldn't decide-
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-Being A Weasley-
So, evenyone is shocked that your even near a Slytherin, especially your brothers and sister.
They know you can protect yourself. They know your strong and independent.
But they're all ready to rock Zabini on his ass if he even thinks of hurting you.
Fred and George will ask if your under some sort of spell or love potion.
Ginny is interrogating Blaise and Ron is probably shunning you.
Once Ginny finds out how much Blaise really likes you and that this isn't some booty call that'll break you emotionally, she relays the info to your brothers, who back off.
They learn to actually like the idiot, which is shocking to many members of Gryffindor AND Slytherin.
Anyway, so if you ever sneak him into the Gryffindor Common Room, expect teasing.
Like Ginny is singing a love song, Fred and George are making kissing noises and Ron is just gagging.
And constant teasing-
"Oh, Blaise~ I'll love you until the sun goes down~" "Fred, I will castrate you." "We can skip into the sunset together while holding hands~" ".. For fucks sake, George."
But in the end, Blaise kinda asked for this. He should've know, honestly.
Blaise learns to love the big family dynamic though.
Like if he gets harassed by McLaggen for his quidditch skills, the twins are there for back him off.
He is now an honorary Weasley and it comes with perks.
He bonds with Ginny through quidditch, helps Ron with his potions and actually buys stuff from the Twins shop, but then he's like "I wanna meet the rest of your family"
So of course your nervous, but he gets along with the 5 of you just fine, so what's 5 MORE people?
Like when he comes over to meet Molly and Arthur and he's treated with love and respect, even if he's a Slytherin, and even if everyone's worried he's gonna be a little snobby about the Burrow's shape and condition.
But when he says he loves it and he's touching the brick walls and going up the stairs very carefully to enjoy the creaking, everyone kinda just goes soft, especially you.
He has to hide his tears when Molly hugs him goodbye. And after that he's constantly asking to come back.
Basically, you soften him up, everyone loves him and he stays at the Burrow so often he calls it home.
But he meets Charlie, Bill and Percy and they manage to hit it off and their just proud their younger brother found someone who makes him happy and they love Blaise.
-Being A Potter-
Harry is thanking Merlin it isn't Malfoy.
He couldn't even describe how pissed he would've been if it was Malfoy.
Even the idea of seeing the smug ferret every day made him gag.
However, he still wasn't very happy that you were dating a Slytherin. He probably ignored you for like a day or two until finally confronting Blaise.
Yes, he used Ron and Hermione as backup to try to seem strong and powerful.
He wanted to make sure Blaise actually felt something for you and he wasn't just using you to pass time by.
Once Harry realizes Blaise isn't as bad as the Slytherins he hangs out with and kinda realise they have some things in common.
Like how they both had experienced loss of at least one parent.
I don't wanna say they bond over it-
But it kinda gets them on track to like actually talking.
You know what I mean.
Oh, and of course they talk about Quidditch and that's his bonding point with Ron. So now you just have three quidditch fans basically yelling over eachother for who supports the better team.
Hermione's is potions but this isn't about them.
But it's really weird when you walk into the dining hall on that second day and see your brother and boyfriend joking with each other at the Gryffindor Table.
So you scurry over and check Harry's tempurature like "Holy fuck, my brothers sick" and he bats your hand away like "No, I'm fine dumby."
And you see Ron and Hermione actually talking to him and you it feels like your stuck in an ulternate reality or something.
So you just sit down between Harry and Blaise and he wraps his arm around your waist and pulls you closer and everyone can't help but chuckle at your shocked/confused expression.
You were glad Blaise got along with your friends, and even happier he got along with Harry
But I know your brother sets up fucking rules about what you can and can not do.
"No sneaking out, no sneaking unto Slytherin's common room, no sex, no kissing in public, no laying in the same bed as him, no-" "Jeez, Potter, wanna leave something for us to do?" "... No calling me 'Potter'-"
We all know he isn't meeting the Dursleys, but he will come over to scare them, just for the hell of it.
Like if he goes with the Weasley's to go get Harry and Blaise doesn't hesitate to sass Vernon and drag Dudley through the mud.
Vernon blinking when he sees Blaise wrap an arm around your waist and he goes to say something but then he counds wizards vs muggle and shuts his trap for once.
Harry is so happy
He's now just like "YESYESYES MARRY BLAISE DO IT-"
But if Harry isn't the best man, he will hex Blaise.
-Being A Granger-
Hermione is, of course, protective of you. You're her brother, she loves you and wants you to be safe, happy and healthy and she knows who Blaise hangs out with.
Like Harry, she's just greatful it isn't Malfoy.
Or Crabbe.
Or Goyle.
She is constantly, CONSTANTLY asking if your ok and just overall checking if your actually happy.
She reminds you it's ok to put him in his place, if he needs to be.
In the end, she's just worried it's some ploy to drag you down.
Probably corners him with Harry and Ron and threatens the shit out of him if even thinks about laying a hand on you.
Like everyone around her is nervous and she's starting to raise her voice and go into full detail about how she'd like hex him into next Tuesday.
And he's just like "yes ma'am"
Blaise is a respectable man.
He's just sitting straight up and trying not to sweat as she yells and threatens him and Ron's just like "babe, ya good?"
"And I swear to Godric AND Merlin, if he ever comes to me saying you hurt his feelings, I will not hesitate to use the unforgivable curses, do you hear me?" "Yes, ma'am." "I'm serious, Blaise. I will not let you live this down. I will go into the Ministry just to make you cry!" "Yes, ma'am."
I love protective Hermione
But imagine Hermione using a word wrong and Blaise corrects her and they just argue over it for twenty minutes while you and Ron look at each other like "the fu CK"
So, I've said it before, but yes. Blaise and Hermione bond over potions.
Blaise talks about how he hates that Snape basically hands out good grades to Slytherins instead of making them work for it and that's kinda when Hermione realizes he's different.
They start bonding and become awkward friends. Of course, they argue occasionally. They do have some different views since Blaise is a Pure-blood and Hermione is a muggle born.
It's mostly about S.P.E.W.
She basically chaperones for all of your dates.
You guys could be going to Hogsmead and she'd make it a double date with her and Ron and it'll be dorky and weird, but at some point you two duck and run and avoid her and spend the day sneaking around and you guys have so much fun.
She let's up, of course, after Ron convinces her too.
You and Blaise keep sneaking around tho because it's so funny to see her turn red and start shouting about staying a specific distance apart and only holding hands and it's so funny.
But then Ron calls her a hypocrite and she starts going off on him and he just mouths 'run, quickly, go' and ya'll are sneakin' again.
Gosh, but Hermione honestly loves you two being together and just wants to keep you safe and everything.
And he's really, really awkward when he meets your parents, which is kinda funny because he's usually so calm and collected.
Long story short
Good luck with this one.
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freddoneptune · 2 years
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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
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