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This is the face of a frog that has seen things; not a lot of things, considering they’ve spent most their life in the dirt, but at least one or two things. This western spadefoot toad [Spea hammobdii] was spotted emerging from the soil in Santa Barbara county, California, by Spencer Dybdahl Riffle.

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saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny

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WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE A SLUT WHEN QUARANTINE ENDS

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Quaruntine has me feeling 16 and hopelessly stupid again like yeah I can stay up until four am watching cosplay makeup tutorials and then pierce my own belly button in a sleep deprived stupor & this time I have whiskey too

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Spicy

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💸👏🏻2020👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻year👏🏻we👏🏻get👏🏻our👏🏻finances👏🏻in👏🏻order👏🏻💸

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lokean affirmations™

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Do y’all ever just get ANGRY about how cool technology is inevitably used for evil. Like, smart homes could be such an exciting concept?

Imagine: your home is entirely voice activated. You can run yourself a bath when you’re exhausted and sore without having to get up to turn the water on. You can alleviate your anxiety about having left the stove on without having to leave work. The roomba can find your glasses for you when you drop them and all you have to do is ask.

Now imagine that this is all on a closed circuit! Your TV can predict what shows you’ll like, but it won’t give that information to a company that will use it for disturbingly specific advertisement. And everything has manual overrides, just in case.

Can you imagine a future where every car is self-driving? Maybe even solar powered? Or better yet, apply those same concepts to widespread public transportation! We could almost completely eliminate traffic jams.

My house could feed my cats while I’m on vacation! My fridge could tell me when I’m low on milk! I could brew coffee without getting out of bed!

Hell, most of this stuff already exists!

But nooooo, I can’t have any of it because there are people and companies out there who will actively use that stuff against me and I don’t want fucking Amazon to know what kind of underwear I own.

I’m not bitter or anything.

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Um this woman is living the dream

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This is how it’s been for me on tinder

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this is a comic abt looking at the sun. don’t look at the sun