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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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i don't wanna be productive i wanna tongue kiss a man in his 40's

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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

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ive never hit randomize on a suffix so fast

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,

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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

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having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

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am i having a brain bleed are people seriously considering NOVEL LENGTH FICS as small one shots now what is happening

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Uncanny

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i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

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i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

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"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

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if you're gonna be writing het it really does help to be at least a little bit bisexual. so you can follow the mindset of both characters, you know? zero in on their appeal points.

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my gibsonhickey hot take of the day is that while they get slotted into being a multiple breakup on-and-off relationship in fandom aus their canon breakup was a direct result of the very real risk of being publicly tortured for having gay sex and gibson would not break up with hickey without an equivalent external pressure + hickey would not break up with gibson under any circumstances