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“For someone with no body, he sure is smoking...”

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“What even is the point of improving when so many people hate your guts anyway?”

“I could just be buying candy and people will think I’m about to whip out a gun.”

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if splitting in half is just a THING MARX CAN DO, that means he probably NEVER died. he just did that upon defeat for DRAMATIC EFFECT. and that’s so goddamn valid.

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(( Vinny killing Marx within 10 seconds of starting a new level had me floored- ))

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i love him so much it hurts

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OUR LITTLE BOY IS FINALLY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also. “keep him well-fed” hes a goddamn gremlin and i legitimately adore that

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i dont think theres a single day where i dont think abt this official art of marx

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How literally every person has portrayed Marx in kirby fanart for the last 8+ years

How Hal portrays him in Star Allies

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(( lmao my most popular post on this account is that audio of Cagney busting a nut. ))

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unmute this now

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Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

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“Two eggs, having sex.”

“Two eggs, having sex.”

“My anus, my anus... involuntarily clenches!”

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FUCKING FLOWER GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!