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Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke

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this is what it feels like when someone's in the google doc with you

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damn we got 2022 tomorrow

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You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

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Lao Ban Santa fresh off the boat?

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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

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Source

This entire article is worth the read. Fuck Gilead

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Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

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As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers

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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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