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a pines family tradition of scoping out bigfoot's cousin

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women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

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I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

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“the giver is about female empowerment” the giver is about lesbian sex, hope this helps

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Made a quick breakdown of the GeccTecc™

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Found that over at mastodon

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i beg to sniffer

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People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

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Nicole Cliffe has a whole twitter thread about funny/horrifying anaesthesia stories that you should read all of, but this is definitely my favourite  

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FRIENDS 7.11 • The One with All the Cheesecakes

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And brother there's no place like home

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If Joe Rogan had a heart attack tomorrow it would collapse like 30% of the right wing media ecosystem. Bill Burr could do it with one sufficiently mean tweet.

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Tweet

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Space People 

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The Mitchells vs. the Machines (2021) dir. Mike Rianda