francis-talbot

[francis-talbot]

Eheheh

Your head looks crunchy

- phone eater

"woahwoAHWOAH-!! as crunchy as this thing looks it was NOT cheap! i would prefer if you DIDNT do as the same suggests.. please??"

[francis-talbot]

"I-... I do like your coat."

[Finley partially whispered. He fiddled with the pages of his book.]

-@finnbyte-mp3 (OC blog)

“thanks! i brought it at some thrift store, surprised it hasn’t given up on itself since it’s from the 50s!”

“is that a BOOK by chance?! i didn’t know people still bothered with those!”

[francis-talbot]

ඞ

Among us upon thee

“oo! what a funny little critter!”

[francis-talbot]

Did you know you can use edible glitter to make water look like potions. Have fun :)

“oh REALLY? oh my i’m gonna have so much fun! thank you dearly anon! take a peppermint!”

[ he hands you a peppermint! ]

[francis-talbot]

sorry anon was off for so long! it’s back on now dw !

[francis-talbot]

What would happen if uou introduced randy to crypto currency

I'll make this more fun by breaking down what several characters in the cast would think:

Randy: "A-Are they giving it away for free? I'm not spending ACTUAL money on fake money. I've been burned before!"

Oliver: probably found the concept cool until he learned what it was, then lost interest rapidly

Karen: Would point out that all money is intrinsically fake and not backed by anything tangible, but that crypto is somehow way way worse

Bigfoot: Tunes out any time you try to explain it to him. I'm sorry, but just you'll have to find another investor.

Norm: "crypto-whatnow?!"

Mingus/Gingi: would RUN a crypto-operation and do a rug-pull to get rich

Stabby/Shooty: Would be stuck promoting Mingus' crypto-scam in funny costumes and possibly buy in with the plan to sell (before their boss can cash out and drive the price down), only to get caught in the trap themselves.

God: would chuckle and say "ah, the wonders of the modern world" but refuse to take any unless it was free, at which point he would instantly cash out for real money

Roger: owns lots of crypto, doesn't really know what it is

[francis-talbot]

“WHY AM I SO TINY?! OR WHY ARE YOU SO BIG!”

[francis-talbot]

"Ahem."

"Now, if you'll excuse me..

The Black Death was a bubonic plague pandemic occurring in Europe from 1346 to 1353. It was one of the most fatal pandemics in human history; as many as 50 million people perished, perhaps 50% of Europe's 14th century population. The disease is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis and spread by fleas and through the air. One of the most significant events in European history, the Black Death had far-reaching population, economic, and cultural impacts. It was the beginning of the second plague pandemic. The plague created religious, social and economic upheavals, with profound effects on the course of European history."

- 💊

"OH WOAH-! athats uhyh.. nice?!"

[francis-talbot]

"THIS IS JUST GREAT! OH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! EVEN IF YOU'RE A BIT STINKY AND SHORT <3"

GRGGHHHGB...

*Evan drops a corpse of a rabbit in front of Francis*

PRESENT FOR YOU.

(Pretend this is from @radio-katz )

"THANK YOU HONEY?? I.. I LOVE IT?!"

[francis-talbot]

"YES! its very.. NICE! ACTUALLY I CAN SELL ITS FEET! OH PHONE-GOD YOU'RE AMAZING HONEY BUNNY!!! oh we will make so much money together!"

GRGGHHHGB...

*Evan drops a corpse of a rabbit in front of Francis*

PRESENT FOR YOU.

(Pretend this is from @radio-katz )

"THANK YOU HONEY?? I.. I LOVE IT?!"

[francis-talbot]

"The last time I went there they called me a slur and killed my pet weevil. R.I.P to that fatass"

- 💊

"...oh-! well! that least that makes it the two of us that they hate!!"

[francis-talbot]

GRGGHHHGB...

*Evan drops a corpse of a rabbit in front of Francis*

PRESENT FOR YOU.

(Pretend this is from @radio-katz )

"THANK YOU HONEY?? I.. I LOVE IT?!"

[francis-talbot]

Witness this animal

"i... those are some BIG eyes! weird to see one of those things without an object head!"

[francis-talbot]

"Cigarettes. Now."

*throws five bucks*

- 💊

"SURE!" *he takes the money and hands u cigarettes!*

"y'know they're only like.. 3 bucks from the store down the street? yeh??"

[francis-talbot]

hey guys just a heads up, if you block me on my main then i won’t receive your ask yk?

[francis-talbot]

Hey!!!! Hey you!!! Happy day of being born!!!

“thank you! why i-“

“…”

“WHY ARE MY THIGHS SHOWING?! THATS SO FUCKING LEWD-“

[francis-talbot]

You seem to bang a lot of people's wives

“well i’m just a nice guy helping out poor ‘n’ helpless milfs with shitty husbands! it’s not my fault they WANT to be bannged!”