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He loves getting his haircut!

(via PlebsPlease)

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'conservative voices are being silenced' not well enough if i can still fucking hear yall

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i dont get paid to make sense! so i wont

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What we do in the shadows | 1.06

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Dark greetings of the night to all the members of the Vampiric Council, from all the continents, gathered here together on… Staten Island. O-On Staten Island.

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What I would give to eat lunch with my friends in school and peel the sticker off my fruit and put it on their clothes and say "you cost 60 cents" or "you're a pear." I miss that.

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Humans, for the most part, don’t have a clue. They don’t want one or need one, either. They’re happy. They think they have a good bead on things. Men In Black (1997) | dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

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5 year old: 🎼 Bob the builder can he fix it?!

Edgy 5 year old:

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Why Did They Come?

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I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

“I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”

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Just gonna leave this here 😊

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Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

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get you a man who can do both

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if dumbledore doesn’t have a zefron poster in the crimes of grindelwald then what’s the point