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folk hero really

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all the moons of 2024

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vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

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In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest

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This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

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Why is their life literally a fan fiction?!? What do you mean you got trapped in a room alone together at 3am when the door handle fell off??? This type of stuff does not happen to normal people!!! Leave some romance tropes for the rest of us geez 🙄

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really beautiful things are happening between americans and chinese netizens right now

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Super cool thrift find! It had the original receipt from August of 2000, crazy that these were purchased before 9/11....

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i need this so bad

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dan has talked about his bed and his room in the phouse before but phil never has… this means phil does not have a room or a bed because dan won’t let him. SAD. smash that like button if you cried for the twink sleeping on the floor

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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

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Deny. Defend. Depose

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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this is a fucked up thing to see on a youtube video

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this