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@playedbetter ( for azrael )
A rampage completed, Banner locked away in their mind. The massive beast sat on the edge of the building, watching the people beneath him like ants in the dirt. He'd heard the other approach him, yet he stayed. Unlike Banner, Hulk wasn't scared of anything.
"What you want?" The savage beast asks softly, turning to look at Azrael. "What you want with Hulk?"
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It's Jeff!: Infinity Comic #32 (2024)
written by Kelly Thompson art by Gurihiru
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Like for a Gotham/DC universe starter
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in all my verses bruce saved that kid from the testing site. he left betty behind after destroying all the gamma projects stuff. he's been on the run, pardoned, a hero, and on the run again.
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finished both blood hunt and incredible hulk. trying to read mythos now bc its his origin story but the paintings make him look so goofy
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Just a reminder that this is in fact a sideblog!
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@hubrisdescent
He didn't remember where he was, he'd gone through some sort of portal that disappeared as suddenly as it appeared. It looked like his motel room, but those weren't his clothes. He was in shock, leaning against the wall for a moment before bolting to the door.
Don't. He'd heard his own voice or a similar enough copy that it made him stop in his tracks. Spinning around he looked someone too similar in the face.
"I'm going crazy."
#hubrisdescent#ic / bruce banner.#ic / multiverse maddness.#(i know our faceclaims are different but i feel like he'd always recognize himself or something close enough to himself)
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NATIONAL TREASURE (2004) PROMPTS * assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary
i'm gonna steal it.
who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?
if it's any consolation, you had me convinced.
you're not hurt, are you?
i am so getting fired for this.
is there a question in there?
we have no money.
how about a bribe?
it was cool. you should try it sometime.
we can't go back there.
i've never been so happy to be proven wrong.
you handled that well.
are you trying to steal that?
it's thirty-five dollars.
you know the key to running a convincing bluff? every once in a while you've got to be holding all the cards.
stop talking. start the van.
you're treasure hunters, aren't you?
i'm still working on it.
why don't you just come back down here and we can talk through this together.
don't speak again.
is that the hot girl?
are you with me?
what do you think? i'm a hostage.
do you trust me?
once we catch them, what do we do?
is this real?
i made something for you.
tell me what i need to know.
just another clue.
i can explain, but i don't have time.
i wasted 20 years of my life, and now you've destroyed yours.
what was the secret?
i found something!
i broke a shoelace this morning.
it can't be done.
i understand your bitterness. i really do.
i want you to have a chance to do that.
i've got some duct tape in the back.
promise you won't be any trouble.
i finally figured it out.
the treasure is a myth.
we need more juice.
you're all lunatics!
still a little on edge from being shot at, but i'll be okay. thanks for asking.
see? okay? now could you please stop shouting?
give me that!
you would do well, [name], to be a little more civilized in this instance.
who were those men?
we did the only thing we could do to keep it safe.
we probably deserved that.
i was thinking, what if we go public? plaster the story all over the internet.
it's not like we have our reputations to worry about.
people don't talk that way anymore.
beautiful, huh?
i have no idea what you said.
if there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.
what do you see?
what time is it now?
we missed it.
i know something about history that you don't.
i'd be very excited to learn about it.
hold on one second. let me just take in this moment.
this is cool. is this how you feel all the time?
[name], you're a genius.
how do a bunch of guys with hand tools build all this?
the aliens helped them.
i volunteered.
it's invisible.
i'm sorry for your suffering.
when are we gonna get there?
i'm hungry. this car smells weird.
i'm so sorry i dropped you.
i would have done exactly the same to you.
why can't they just say "go to this place, here's the treasure, spend it wisely?"
anyone crazy enough to believe us isn't gonna want to help.
we don't need someone crazy.
[name], are you crying?
look. stairs.
i'm guessing that's significant.
i'm just trying to hide from my ex-husband.
stay as long as you like.
you want something?
i see what you left him.
this isn't a day for "um."
we didn't find the information credible.
well, this might be possible.
i leveled with you one hundred percent.
everything i told you was the truth.
it's not a conspiracy theory.
you know what? i take it back.
i'm in a little trouble.
this... is huge.
you are gonna go to prison. you know that, right?
that would bother most people.
you know what you have to do.
i'm just trying to think if there's anything else we could do.
i'm not letting it out of my sight.
how do you look?
a toast to high treason.
here's to the men who did what was considered wrong in order to do what they knew was right.
why do you need them?
look... this is a waste of time.
i'm still not against you.
i really couldn't accept something like this normally.
we don't actually have it.
did bigfoot take it?
is there a door that doesn't lead to prison?
get out of there. get out of there now!
[name], can you hear me?
can i marry your brain?
our evil plan is working.
why does that never happen to me?
meet me at the car. call me if you have any problems.
no broken bones?
a jump like that could kill a man.
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HEADCANON MEME
what is their favorite lego set?
what do they tend to look for in thrift / antique shops?
which golden girl are they most like?
what is their favorite exhibit at an aquarium?
what does their breakfast look like?
what gaming console was the first one they ever played?
is there a small habit that they do every day?
what color was their childhood bedroom?
what is their favorite wine / liquor?
what's their guilty pleasure tv show?
have they ever gone to an estate sale? does it weird them out?
what is their favorite scent of candle?
what's their favorite board game?
what good deed have they done today?
how much water do they really drink in a day?
do they collect anything?
how do they take their coffee / tea?
do they take any medications?
how often to they fall asleep on the sofa?
what are they like when they're sick?
did they / do they still play pokemon go?
do they watch the olympics? do they prefer summer or winter?
what do they usually buy in a gift shop?
what clubs / sports were they involved in as a child / teenager?
how often do they do their laundry?
do they listen to music or watch tv more often?
how many pillows do they sleep with?
what holidays do they decorate for?
have they ever tried to write poetry?
do they keep a daily journal / planner?
what's their favorite time of day?
how often do they clean out their fridge?
what hill are they willing to die on?
do they prefer ice cream in a bowl or a cone?
what religion are they? how do they practice?
do they give money to the homeless?
what's their least favorite chore?
they can pick one skill to suddenly have, what is it?
do they watch the superbowl even if they aren't into football?
what does a typical day off work look like for them?
do they actually use their stickers or just collect them?
have they ever done volunteer work?
mun's choice: tell us something about your muse!
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@crucifigere
Bruce Banner stood at the small booth, looking over the honey jars. He hated the texture of honey but the taste was immaculate, especially the honey from his friend's bees. He looked past the jars at the redheaded woman behind them, "Maggie, how do you get such good honey?" He tapped one of the jars.
"Must talk to the bees.."
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like for a starter!
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#FRACTUR3DS0N. indie, private, highly-selective bruce banner of marvel canon. some MCU and comics acknowledged.
avery, 27, he/they || READING: HULK BLOOD HUNT & INCREDIBLE HULK (2023)
|| SIDEBLOG TO @malediictum.
GOOGLE SITE. DISCLAIMER: I am not my muse. I am not a medical professional. Bruce has various mental illnesses, only one of which I am familiar with. I try to write him to the best of my ability and research.
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banner is a still a fugitive in this verse! even with his stint in arkham over and done, he's a wanted criminal for the things hulk has and will do.
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banner committed himself to arkham as a part of his arrival to gotham. he'd thought it would help him control hulk more. it did not, it only made it harder to control himself and hulk.
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#FRACTUR3DS0N. indie, private, highly-selective bruce banner of marvel canon. some MCU and comics acknowledged.
avery, 27, he/they || READING: HULK BLOOD HUNT & INCREDIBLE HULK (2023)
|| SIDEBLOG TO @malediictum.
GOOGLE SITE. DISCLAIMER: I am not my muse. I am not a medical professional. Bruce has various mental illnesses, only one of which I am familiar with. I try to write him to the best of my ability and research.
AFFILIATES: @crucifigere, @bughoused
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