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Kojima is special because there is no other soul on earth who’d go “I was feeling a bit down so I watched Eraserhead”
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ぺこらとマリンは てぇてぇ! | メリーはるひな
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>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.
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Kikuri Hiroi must have unrivaled tuck game because there is no way that woman does not have a monster hog. That thing isn’t leaving a bulge it’s leaving a message
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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
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If lack of money never worried you...
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Okay, I have two things to say about this Bocchi chapter cover:
It's a shame they didn't draw her dick outline.
Nevertheless, awooga!
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Reblog if you're a perverted woman with dubious motives
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I really hope China takes advantage of the current musk/trump tech chaos
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i don't actually condone the idea of china hacking US government shit though because i think the alternative scenario of "the US implodes itself purely out of its own stupidity at the highest levels" would be so so so so so so much funnier. china wins by doing nothing
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The State department has changed LGBTQ to LGB.
If you claim to care about trans people now is a good time to show genuine ally ship.
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