foxgirlhivemind

[foxgirlhivemind]

you have to build foxes yourself, but don’t worry, they come as kits

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Maybe they should have kept it casual...

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Hey can I come over and sit cross-legged on your floor and fidget with the end of my dress while i stare neutrally to the left of your face

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Anyone wanna come over and get really really small and scared

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can i have some of your autism? just a taste bro i swear

[foxgirlhivemind]

this oedipal ain't shit

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Skit by Argentinian comedy program Peter Capusotto y sus videos

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Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

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H. R. Giger "Biomechanoid III"

Oil, airbrush, mixed media

[foxgirlhivemind]

wakes up one morning and finds that the objective in the topleft of my vision has been marked off. the little nagging UI element I long ago learned to tune out now reads • Become a girl ✓. I'm not entirely sure what to do. my acknowledgement seems to be enough, because it swipes away in a flash of exp. a new objective takes its place. I read through it, sigh, and start googling recipes for homemade explosives

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The "societies in high-magic fantasy settings where body-altering magic is widely available would obviously have a very different relationship with gender than our own, and I feel the implications of that are worth exploring – purely as an intellectual exercise, of course" to "hey, wait a minute" pipeline.

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Stop Scrolling. It's Plushie Time.

Grab one of your plushies, whoever happens to be closest to you right now.

Pause any and all media you've got going on right now.

Pick out a good makeout song (my personal choice is No Witness, by LP) It must be a minimum of 2 minutes long.

Hold your plushie in your arms, close your eyes, and start the song.

Until the song ends, you are not allowed to open your eyes, and you must make out with your plushie the whole time. Don't just kiss her on the lips, lets your lips trail down over her, guide her mouth down over your neck for her to nibble at, have fun with it. Maybe moan or whimper a little.

Once the song ends, open your eyes and tell your plushie how amazing she was, and thank her for making out with you, then cuddle with her a bit as you resume what you were doing before.

Alternatively, if you're both a bit hot and bothered after that, you two could always move things to the bedroom...

Either way, you may now resume scrolling. You are immune to this post until sunrise tomorrow.

If you do not have a plushie available, are not in a place where you can do this comfortably, or cannot complete this task for any other reason (including discomfort with the idea itself), you are also immune until sunrise, an immunity which may be repeated as many times as necessary.

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the mage and her maid for @winged-void

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Night shift worker and her weird goth vampire Roommate

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you should let me bite you. dont worry about why your healthbar just turned green and is slowly emitting pixelated bubbles and goes down every so often. im nice

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Open wide

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Gotta admit the headline is a banger.