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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that
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while im on the subject one early moment from breaking bad that pisses me off beyond belief but i rarely see it talked about is when poor hugo gets fired
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No but seriously imagine it:
You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.
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fuckboy jobs 1950s
milkman
ice cutter
switchboard operator
elevator operator
soda jerk
wandering farm foreman
breaker boy
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i LOVE the word decorum . like please! have some decorum ✋
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just for the record i would have played wolves with you
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it’s a durgestarion moment
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bad horny design is not bad because it's horny it's bad because it's bad. the tits are not what makes generic titty girls generic.
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"what core is this / what aesthetic is this?" = childrens way of saying "what do i search to find more of this?"
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well aren't you going to re-constitute him.... he's waiting
I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques
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“my trauma made me funny” and the trauma in question is their upper middle class parents getting an amicable divorce. and they’re not funny
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