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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

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Yeah that tracks

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Star Trek captains ranked by how likely they would be to have sex with their ship from least to most likely:

Pike/Enterprise: Pike does not strike me as the type of person who would be interested in that sort of thing. With a ship, I mean.

Archer/Enterprise: The only way I can picture this happening is if the Enterprise was magically turned into an actual humanoid woman like the TARDIS in the Doctor Who episode The Doctor’s Wife. Otherwise, no. (I’m still on season 2 of Enterprise though so maybe there’s information in later seasons that would change my mind.)

Burnham/Discovery: Look, Burnham and Zora like each other, but not that way. Probably.

Picard/Enterprise: I don’t really like this concept because their relationship just feels so inherently platonic, but I must admit it’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility.

Sisko/Defiant: I think this is more of a chaste longing type of situation but who knows.

Freeman/Cerritos: The Cerritos is a handsome lady.

Janeway/Voyager: Janeway is undeniably in love with Voyager, I think, but the real question is whether she’d put aside her personal hang-ups about sexual relationships here. And you know what, for Voyager, I think she could.

Kirk/Enterprise: I mean, this is the obvious top choice. If there is a way to have sex with the Enterprise, Kirk will have found it.

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Fanart I made of Elina (and Bibble) from Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow! I chose her 2007 doll design over her movie design since I don't see much art of the doll.

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this is the funniest overlap to me. elsa killed those guys

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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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The wings give an extra lift

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"strap cant get someone pregnant" clearly your will doesn't match your conviction. persevere

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2024: The bizarre but spectacular Icelandic waterfall that is Brúarfoss, found about 10 min drive southwest of Geysir.

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how i sits after saying something utterly depraved in the groupchat

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Various ice formations on wheels caused by driving through the snow.

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We're carpooling to work

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mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it